"June 2010 Radio Daze (Click)" Topic

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We shield [the Vulcan mating rite] with ritual and custom shrouded in antiquity. You humans have no conception. It strips our minds from us. It brings a madness which rips away the veneer of civilization. It is the "pon farr" -- the time of mating……..

(Spock, "Amok Time," stardate 3372.7.)

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…of the males and females of this alien race of beings called the "Froznaks". We're lucky to be able to witness and record the event for science

Hey Tom. Look. They have some pretty long and large equipment. (snicker)

Don't get too close to that male Roger. He's ready to mate and he's looking for a female.

Aww…go blow your jets Tom. Look he's lumbering up to me. I guess he just wants to be petted. C'mere buddy and i'll…. Hey wait a minute. Don't get the wrong idea big fella.

GROOOONK! GROOOOONK!

Wait a minute…HEY! IT"S TEARING OFF MY PANTS!

TOM! PLEASE STOP THIS THING BEFORE…

GROOOOOOOOOONK!!!

OW! YOW! IT HUUUUURRRRRTS! SOMEBODY PLEASE…

Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I'll run from you
This tainted love you've given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears and that's not nearly all
Oh tainted love
Tainted love

Now I know I've got to
Run away I've got to
Get away
You don't really want it any more from me
To make things right
You need someone to

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stop the world and melt with you (I'll stop the world)
You've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time
(let's stop the world)
There's nothing you and I won't do
(let's stop the world)
I'll stop the world and
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…conquer every region on it!

Ming, you maniac! You can't just stop the world from rotating! That's impossible!

Mwahahaha! So you think Doctor Zarkov. So…you…*THINK*!But when my anti-motion ray is completed, we will stop Earth from orbiting around the sun and destroy…

ya,
Dr. Dr. help her please I know you'll understand
There's a time device inside of me I'm a self-destructin' man
There's a red, under my bed
And there's a little green man in my head
And said you're not goin' crazy, you're just a bit sad
Cause there's a man in ya, knawin' ya, tearin' ya, in to to
Silly boy ya' self-destroyer. paranoia, they destroy ya'
Self-destroyer, wreck your health
Destroy friends, destroy yourself
The time device of, self-destruction
Lies, confusion, start

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"….Eruptum is the debut studio album by American rock band Blue Cheer. The album features a heavy-thunderous blues sound, which would later be known as heavy metal. It also contains elements of acid rock, grunge, experimental rock, blues rock, stoner rock,and garage rock. A commercial and critical success, Vincebus Eruptum peaked at number 11 on the Billboard 200 albums chart and spawned the top-10 hit cover of……"
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…summer time blues
Gonna take two weeks gonna have a fine vacation
Gonna take my problem to the united nations
Well, I called my congressman, but he said…

I sure picked a bad time
To be in love;
Well, let her be somebody else's queen
I don't want to know about it
There's too many others that know what I mean
And that's why I got to live without it
"cuz
I'm in love with the girl I'm talking about
I'm in love with the girl I can't live without
I'm in love but I feel like I'm wearin' it out
I'm in love but I must have picked a bad time to be in love
A bad time to be in love
A bad time to be in love
A bad time to be in love
All the stories coming back to me
From my friends and the people I don't want to see
The things they say I know just couldn't be true
At least not until I hear it from

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You! What PLANET is this?……..

(McCoy, "The City on the Edge of Forever," stardate 3134.0.)

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I don't know Roger. After that meteor shower destroyed the navigation equipment I had no idea in which direction we were headed.

I'm gonna take my helmet off.

I wouldn't do that Roger. We don't know what kind of atmosphere is out there.

Awww…go blow your jets. Look…there's plant life. So there must be oxygen here. Here goes. (sniff sniff). Hmmm….I can breath, but it smells kinda strange. I feel OK though. Actually I feel good. *REALLY* good. Wheeeee! Look at me. I'm a ballet dancer. Wow! This is great! I'm gonna climb up on that rock, jump off, and fly!

Roger come back! I think that you're breathing nitrous oxide! You can't fly! Roger…get off that rock! Come down from there!

Here I go Tom! Watch this. Wheeeeeeeee…ooof!

Roger….are you OK?

Tom…I think I broke my…

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"Coccyx!" Exclaimed Sid,"Now what are we going to do?"

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To all mankind -- may we never find space so vast, planets so cold, heart and mind so empty that we cannot fill them with love and warmth…….

(Garth, "Dagger of the Mind," stardate 2715.2.)

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And I'm bein' good
And I'd love to be with you
If only I could
One day while I was not at home
While she was there and all alone, the angels came.
Now all I have is memories of Honey
And I wake up nights and call her name.
Now my life's an empty stage
Where Honey lived and Honey played and love grew up
And a small cloud passes overhead
And cries down on the flower bed that Honey loved.
And see the tree how big it's grown
But friend it hasn't been too long, it wasn't
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"There,
She goes again
She's tidied up and I can't find anything
All my tubes and wires
And careful notes
And antiquated notions

But – it's poetry in motion
And when she turned her tender eyes to me
As deep as any ocean
As sweet as any harmony
Mmm – but she blinded me with science
She blinded me with science
And failed me in geometry

She blinded me – with science
She blinded me – with……"
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Love sometimes expresses itself in sacrifice……

(Kirk, "Metamorphosis," stardate 3220.3.)

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sacrificial rite
I saw Satan laughing with delight
The day the music died.
And he was singing bye, bye, Miss American Pie,
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey 'n rye
And singin' this'll be the day that I

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…earn one hundred dollars and a case of Canada Dry Ginger Ale courtesy of Information Please.

Now for our first question, Mrs. Agnes LaFong of Brooklyn, New York wrote in, "How much wood could a woodchuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood"?

Mister Levant has his hand up. Oscar?

The real question is where would he chuck it?

(audience laughter)

Well Mister Levant, that would be a question, wouldn't it?

If he hit somebody there could be a lawsuit.

(audience laughter)

I don't think that's the question though. Does anyone else on the panel…

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know what it's like alone, really alone? [They gave me] weapons, shelter, food -- everything I needed to live -- except companionship … to send me here alone -- if that is not death, what is?…….

(Zarabeth of Sarpeidon, "All Our Yesterdays," stardate 5943.9.)

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Why are we here, what's life all about?
Is God really real, or is there some doubt?
Well tonight we're going to sort it all out
For tonight it's the meaning of life.
What's the point of all this hoax?
Is it the chicken and the egg time, are we just yolks?
Or perhaps we're just one of God's little jokes
Well ca c'est the meaning of life
Is life just a game where we make up the rules
While we're searching for something to say
Or are we just simply spiralling coils
Of self-replicating DNA?
In this life, what is our fate?
Is there Heaven and Hell? Do we reincarnate?
Is mankind evolving or is it too late?
Well tonight here's the meaning of

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Virtue is a relative term…….

(Spock, "Friday's Child," stardate 3499.1.)

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"Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence."
- Dr. McCoy, Star Trek (2009) Random Star Trek Quote Generator.
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I think of you
I send a message
Hope it gets through

They got the distance
They got the miles
Although the valleys
Could take a . . .

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long time
I think I should be goin', yeah
And time doesn't wait for me, it keeps on rollin'
Sail on, on a distant highway
I've got to keep on chasin' a dream
I've gotta be on my way
Wish there was something I could say.
Well I'm takin' my time, I'm just movin' on
You'll forget about me after I've been gone
And I take what I find, I don't want no more
It's just outside of your

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"….front door, locked. Three in the morning. How that wind howls tonight! I dread going to sleep, but I must. He . . . it . . . Heaven knows what its name is, usually comes to me when I sleep. There now, I must close my eyes (sleepy) That's better. Yes. (Very sleepy) Much better. I wonder. (pause)

MUSIC:
HIGH MUSICAL NOTE

MARTIN:
I can feel him now . . . close to me. He's come. He's come again. Can you hear me?

HORLA:
Me?

MARTIN:
Why do you echo my words?

HORLA:
Words . . .

MARTIN:
Why do you torment me? Why don't you……"
(Inner Sanctum)
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Stop!
In the name of love
Before you break my heart
Baby, baby I'm aware of where you go
Each time you leave my door
I watch you walk down the street
Knowing your other love you'll meet
But this time before you run to her
Leaving me alone and hurt
(Think it over) After I've been good to you
(Think it over) After I've been sweet to you
Stop! In the name of love
Before you break my

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balls, and powdered his behind
And when we touched the powder off the gator lost his mind

We fired our guns and the British kept a-comin'
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago
We fired once more and they begin to runnin'
On down the Mississippi to…

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"….the Shores of Tripoli;
We fight our country's battles
In the air, on land and sea;
First to fight for right and freedom
And to keep our honor clean;
We are proud to claim the title
of…….."
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the book was "Hooky the Cripple: The Grim Tale of a Hunchback who Triumphs". Indeed, with the death of its author, we have lost a literary

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idiot!! Are you telling me that I put an abnormal brain into a 72 inch long, 52 inch wide…

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"….Pyrex Baking dish. About 5:30 PM there was a loud bang from the oven. Sylvia opened the oven door and the Pyrex dish had shattered into a million pieces. The roast beef was peppered with small shards of very sharp glass. Normally, I am quick to inform Sylvia she did something stupid. However, this time she was nowhere near the stove when it blew. I shoveled the glass and the now mashed potatoes into a bucket with two putty knives. I then sucked the remains with the shop vac. I let everything cool down and then…."
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…the author, amongst the most infamous hitmen of his generation, clawed his way from the grave to seek the man who called him an idiot. The earless, tumerous, moustachioed zombie… <click>

…loves the taste of Betty Crocker Angel Food cake. So this holiday season serve…

The mangy rebels,
Burn their houses down to pebbels.
Steal the silver and the gold,
Shoot the young and knife the old.
We will loot when we're done killing,
We won't leave a damned red shilling,
Long live the king of England,
Up with the
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latest gossip about Mr. Canning and Diana Villiers. I mean, who cares? If I wanted to read the Bronte sisters, I bloody well would. The first book showed that the narrative could be sufficiently gripping without such a wet distraction of a sub-plot, as "sub" as it can be considered to be, taking up half the damn…

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"…. radiator grille.

Shareef don't like it
Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah
Shareef don't like it
Rock the Casbah, Rock the Casbah

By order of the prophet
We ban that boogie sound
Degenerate the faithful
With that craazy Casbah sound
But the Bedouin they brought out the electric camel drum
The local guitar picker got his guitar-picking thumb
As soon as the Shareef had cleared the square
They began to wail….."
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You! What PLANET is this?……

(McCoy, "The City on the Edge of Forever," stardate 3134.0.)

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"…………Planet Claire
I knew she came from there
She drove a Plymouth Satellite
Faster than the speed of light

Planet Claire has pink air
All the trees are red
No one ever dies there
No one has a head

Some say she's from Mars
Or one of the seven stars
That shine after 3:30 in the morning
Well she isn't

She came from Planet Claire
She came from Planet Claire
She came from…………."

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Where I come from, size shape or color makes no difference…..

(Kirk, "Plato's Stepchildren," stardate 5784.3.)

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, a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the

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…White House. The president made an announcement in his State of the…

Union forever! Hurrah, boys, hurrah!
Down with the traitors, up with the stars;
While we rally round the flag, boys, we rally once again,
Shouting the battle cry of freedom!
We are springing to the call of our brothers gone before,
Shouting the battle cry of freedom!
And we'll fill our vacant ranks with a million freemen more,
Shouting the battle cry of

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"..Toora loora toora loo rye ay
And we can sing just like our fathers

Come on Eileen, oh I swear, what he means
At this moment, you mean everything
With you in that dress, my thoughts I confess
"Verge on dirty",
Ah come on Eileen
Come on Eileen

(Remember)
Toora loora toora loo rye ay
Eileen, I'll hum this tune forever

Come on Eileen, oh I swear what he means
Ah come on, let's……"
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…go to the hop. Let's go to the hop.

Oh Bay-be

Let's go to the hop.

Oh Bay-be

Let's go to the hop.

Commmmmmmme onnnnnnn…let's go to the hop.

Well you can swing it. You can groove it.

You can really start to…

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- madness like the small drops of water torturers let fall ceaselessly upon one spot of their victim's body, I loved the irradiate refuge of sleep. In my dreams I found a little of the beauty I had vainly sought in life, and wandered through old gardens and enchanted woods.

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and no one is around to hear it,
Does it make a

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…lot of sense to stay here where the Indians might find us?

Well, this spot seems pretty safe. I don't think that they can see us.

zzzzzzzzip…THUNK!

Ummm…on the other hand…

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We're the same. We share the same history, the same heritage, the same lives. We're tied together beyond any untying. Man or woman, it makes no difference. We're human. We couldn't escape from each other even if we wanted to -- that's how you do it, Lieutenant! By remembering who and what you are! A bit of flesh and blood afloat in a universe without end. And the only thing that's truly yours is the rest of humanity. That's where your duty lies!…….
(Kirk, "Who Mourns for Adonais?," stardate 3468.1.)

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"People
People who need people
Are the luckiest people in the world,
We're children, needing other children
And yet letting our grown-up pride
Hide all the need inside,
Acting more like children
Than children.
Lovers are very special people,
They're the luckiest people
In the world.
With one person, one very special person
A feeling deep in your soul
Says you were half,
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