"June 2010 Radio Daze (Click)" Topic

describe how good you'll feel after a trip to
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Moon, Alice!"
"Oh, Ralph, you know you wouldn't dare hit me."
"Alice, little do you know that…"
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..logic and practical information do not seem to apply here. You admit that? To deny the facts would be illogical, Doctor…….

(Spock and McCoy, "A Piece of the Action," stardate unknown)

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put us both to bed
He dosed us up and he shook his head
Only foolish people go, he said
Down by the river.
Why do willows weep, said he
Because they're dying gradually
From the waste, from the factories
Down by the
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- forth round, or there'll be . . . consequences!"

"Ya want me to take a dive, Mister Manetti?"

"*Laughter* You seem less punchy than i was informed, Clubber! Yes, that's- "

*ECHOING*"And you, Iacopo Manetti are precisely as Crooked as I have been told!"

"Wha- NO! It can't be!"

"I'm rather afraid it is indeed – The Shadow!"

"Lefty! Andy! Get this poltroon!"

"Again, I fear I must inform you that your gunsels are currently -"

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Tied to the whipping post
Good lord I feel like I'm dyin'

My friends tell me
That I've been such a fool
And I have to stand down and take it babe,
All for lovin' you
I drown myself in sorrow
As I look at what you've done
Nothin' seems to change
Bad times stay the same
And I can't
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..they're perfect. Flawless, mentally and physically. No weaknesses, perfectly disciplined. No vices, no fears, no faults. Just a sense of purpose…..

(McCoy, "I, Mudd," stardate 4513.3)

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recognized by yourself as a mighty one; the being thoroughly worn out before you are thrown on the scrap heap; the being a force of nature instead of a feverish selfish little clod of ailments and grievances complaining that the world will not devote itself to making you
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…the man that you can be! Let me show you how to become a real He-Man in just 15 minutes a day! I guarantee to give you a strong, rippling…

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…mankind -- ready to kill. That's the way it was in 1881. I wonder how humanity managed to survive? We overcame our instinct for violence……

(Spock and Kirk, "Spectre of the Gun," stardate 4385.3)

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When I take a double shot of my baby's love
A double shot of my baby's love
Yeah yeah yeah
A double shot of my baby's love
Yeah yeah yeah
A portion that I had too much of
A double shot of my baby's love
Woke up this mornin'
My head was so bad
The worst hangover
I ever had
What happened to me that night
That girl of mine
She love me so right
She love me so long
She love me so hard
I finally passed out in her front yard
It wasn't wine I had too much of
It was a double shot of
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Tequila,barkeep.

Comin' right up stranger.

(loudly) I'm a-lookin' fer the Nevada Kid. I hear that he's a mangy, no good, stinkin'…

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…Vulcans do not approve of violence….

(Spock, "Journey to Babel," stardate 3842.4)

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…before supper!
It'll spoil your appetite!
Aw Gee whiz ma, I just..
I said no and I mean
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….nobody helps nobody but himself!…..

(Bela Oxmyx, "A Piece of the Action," stardate unknown)

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Nobody can do the shing-a-ling
Like I do
Nobody can do the skate
Like I do
Nobody can do boogaloo
Like I do
Nobody can do Philly
Like I do
Well, don't you know I go to
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..us, violence is unthinkable…..

(Ayleborne of Organia, "Errand of Mercy," stardate 3201.7)

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…as if a million souls cried out at once,
and were suddenly
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..suffocating together … would create heroic camaraderie….
(Khan Noonian Singh, "Space Seed," stardate 3142.8)

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Underneath the lantern by the barrack gate
Darling I remember the way you used to wait
Twas there that you whispered tenderly
That you loved me
You'd always be
My Lili of the lamplight
My own
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..Virtue is a relative term…..

(Spock, "Friday's Child," stardate 3499.1)

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…limit. In spite of the protests Franklin Roosevelt has been reelected to a fourth term as President of the United States of America.

That was been correspondent Westbrook Van Voorhees reporting from…

Over the Hills and far away.
We all shall lead more happy lives
By getting rid of brats and wives
That scold and bawl both night and day -
Over the Hills and far away.
Over the Hills and O'er the Main,
To Flanders, Portugal and Spain,
The queen commands and we'll obey
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- Or be EXTERMINATED!

Oh my word, my word . . .

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..there is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder…..

(Spock, "A Taste of Armageddon," stardate 3193.9)

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feelin' kinda older,
I tripped the merry-go-round
With this very unpleasin',
sneezin' and wheezin,
the calliope crashed to the ground
The calliope crashed to the ground
Well she was…
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the
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…prejudices people feel about each other disappear when they get to know each other…..

(Kirk, "Elaan of Troyius," stardate 4372.5)

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If four rounds have been completed, the judges' scorecards are tallied and the fighter who is ahead on points is awarded a technical decision. If the scores are even, it will be called a
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…truly advanced planet wouldn't use force. They wouldn't come here in strange alien forms…..

(Gary Seven, "Assignment: Earth," stardate unknown)

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dentist!
You have a talent for causing things pain
Son, be a dentist
People will pay you to be inhumane
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
And teaching would suit you still less
Son, be a dentist you'll be a success
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..being a Vulcan means to adopt a philosophy, a way of life which is logical and beneficial. We cannot disregard that philosophy merely for personal gain, no matter how important that gain might be…..

(Spock, "Journey to Babel," stardate 3842.4)

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a not "so fresh feeling" that
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Lasts and lasts until the flavor is all gone.
In fact, if you try one of our
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…people don't believe in slavery……

(Kirk, "Bread and Circuses," stardate 4040.7)

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But I can believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny and the Beatles and Marilyn Monroe and Elvis and Mister Ed. Listen – I believe that people are perfectable, that knowledge is infinite, that the world is run by secret banking cartels and is visited by aliens on a regular basis, nice ones that look like wrinkled lemurs and bad ones who mutilate cattle and want our water and our
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…Zombies. That's horrible!

It's worse than horrible because a zombie has no will of his own. You see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring.

You mean like Democrats?

..Brain. Brain. What is brain?…..

(Kara the Eymorg, "Spock's Brain," stardate 5432.3)

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"I don't know if chewing on the electrodes will help."
"It can't hurt…" <sound of electricity arcing>
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….
It was very unique
Man, I was lookin' in ecstacy
She had me turnin' flips
And shoutin' out loud
A shot of her love
I was walkin' on a cloud
One night a week
Is plenty enough
It's a good thing for me
They don't bottle this stuff
Well, my heart begins to fly like a dove
When I take a double shot of
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"-Shoggoth Micro-Brew, the Blob of Beers!"

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Its got the taste that taste-testers like best.
Now, back to our show for this evening;
The Mystery of
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humans do have an amazing capacity for believing what they choose -- and excluding that which is painful…..

(Spock, "And The Children Shall Lead," stardate 5029.5)

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-to watch at times. Indeed, Miss Davis seems to be an acting sadist, making it her mission to rain misery upon the audience. at times her presence will -

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…cause bloating and constipation. When these symptoms occur, don't delay! Take…

..this thing you call language, though; most remarkable. You depend on it for so very much. But is there any one of you really its master?…..

(Kollos, "Is There In Truth No Beauty?," stardate 5630.7)

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