| snurl1 | 20 Nov 2014 4:20 a.m. PST |
..woman who has everything this Christmas,
Why not give her A great big
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| Frederick the not so great | 20 Nov 2014 12:33 p.m. PST |
..monsters come in many forms. And do you know the greatest monster of them all? Guilt…… (McCoy, "Obsession," stardate 3620.7) <click> |
| snurl1 | 20 Nov 2014 9:54 p.m. PST |
-free with your donation to
Save the Children Miracle Network.
Why imagine, for just twenty five cents
a day you could
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| The Shadow | 20 Nov 2014 11:04 p.m. PST |
…conquer the universe! No Ming!….I will not build your death ray! You *WILL* Zarkov! Or Flash Gordon will face the… |
| Frederick the not so great | 21 Nov 2014 12:14 p.m. PST |
…only solution is…a balance of power. We arm our side with exactly that much more. A balance of power -- the trickiest, most difficult, dirtiest game of them all. But the only one that preserves both sides…… (Kirk, "A Private Little War," stardate 4211.8) <click> |
| snurl1 | 21 Nov 2014 11:34 p.m. PST |
now
From give and take and still somehow
It's love's illusions I recall
I really don't know love at all
Tears and fears and feeling proud,
To say "I love you" right out loud
Dreams and schemes and circus crowds,
I've looked at life that way. Oh but now old friends they're acting strange,
They shake their heads, they say I've
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| Coelacanth | 22 Nov 2014 11:24 a.m. PST |
…taken all the work out of wash day with new, miracle Sudso! Why, one box will clean enough laundry to fill this… >click< |
| The Shadow | 22 Nov 2014 9:12 p.m. PST |
…pyramid. The mummy of ImHoTep lies within and Soon we will reach his crypt! But the curse! What of the curse? What are you talking about? The curse is poppycock! We're going to continue to… >click< |
| Frederick the not so great | 24 Nov 2014 2:22 p.m. PST |
..be human is also to seek pleasure. To laugh -- to dance….. (Flint, "Requiem for Methuselah," stardate 5843.7)
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| The Shadow | 24 Nov 2014 6:40 p.m. PST |
…perchance to dream: ay, there's the… >click< |
| Covert Walrus | 24 Nov 2014 10:15 p.m. PST |
larger size, which tends to be used on weekends, sir. Now, don't you start! I want a small jar of hair cream, I came in for a small jar of hair cream, and I won't be dissuaded from getting - <click> |
| snurl1 | 25 Nov 2014 11:32 p.m. PST |
Paid for the kill, but it doesn't seem right
Something there I can't believe in
Voices are calling from inside my head
I can hear them, I can hear them
Vanishing memories of things that were said
They can't try to hurt me now
But a shot in the dark
One step away from
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| Covert Walrus | 28 Nov 2014 6:38 a.m. PST |
- complete anarchy! Utter chaos, violence in the streets!" "Oh come on, Tosh, it's only a milk bar! Blimey, the kids have to have *somewhere* to go!" "And what's wrong with the cinema? Or the zoo? Or the museum? Flippin' kids – No culture or breeding, that's the trouble – Mark my words, Sid, there's a generation of -" <click> |
| Frederick the not so great | 28 Nov 2014 2:15 p.m. PST |
..superior ability breeds superior ambition…. (Spock, "Space Seed," stardate 3141.9) <click> |
| snurl1 | 28 Nov 2014 10:10 p.m. PST |
to create a master race, the Aryan race. In Nazi ideology the Nordic race was the purest example of the original racial stock of those who were then called the Proto-Aryans, whom the Nazis believed to have prehistorically dwelt on the North German Plain and to have ultimately originated from the lost continent of
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| The Shadow | 30 Nov 2014 10:50 a.m. PST |
…Europe beyond the 30th longitude. In Edgar Rice Burroughs' novel London has been destroyed by war and is now infested with lions and… |
| snurl1 | 01 Dec 2014 5:35 a.m. PST |
Bob Hope and the NBC Orchestra,
Lets give 'em a big round of
<Click> |
| Karellian Knight | 01 Dec 2014 6:36 a.m. PST |
cheese, that's right Grommit, pour the tea for Lady Agnes. Would you like a crumpet? I like mine smothered in… <click> |
| The Shadow | 01 Dec 2014 7:51 a.m. PST |
..Skelly Premium Oil. But now, here's a special tip for the fellows and girls who have not already joined Captain Midnight's new 1940 Skelly Flight Patrol. You'd better hurry up and join at once because… |
| Frederick the not so great | 01 Dec 2014 3:24 p.m. PST |
the games have always strengthened us. Death becomes a familiar pattern. We don't fear it as you do….. (Proconsul Marcus Claudius, "Bread and Circuses," stardate 4041.2) <click> |
| snurl1 | 01 Dec 2014 10:38 p.m. PST |
So if you're tired of the same old story
Oh baby, turn some pages
I will be here when you are ready
To roll with the changes, baby,
Roll with the changes,
Ah you know you know you know you got to
<click>
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| The Shadow | 01 Dec 2014 11:26 p.m. PST |
…roll with me, Henry
(Alright, baby)
Roll with me, Henry
(Don't mean maybe) Roll with me, Hen…ry…ee
You got to roll while the… |
| Frederick the not so great | 02 Dec 2014 11:29 a.m. PST |
…trigger has been pulled. We've got to get there before the hammer falls……. (Kirk, "Errand of Mercy," stardate 3198.4) <click> |
| snurl1 | 03 Dec 2014 12:37 a.m. PST |
on an extensive collection of Tiffany Lamps and Glassware
at the Collin and Clymer Country Auction House.
Next Saturday we'll be
<click> |
| Karellian Knight | 03 Dec 2014 9:08 a.m. PST |
sucking the chocolate of it. Then I like to nibble my way towards the centre. How do you like to eat your Joey's Chocolate bar? <click> |
| The Shadow | 03 Dec 2014 10:57 a.m. PST |
…with french fries and cole slaw. Just 35 cents at Joey's diner! And now, back to "The Lone… |
| Covert Walrus | 03 Dec 2014 3:20 p.m. PST |
Gunman theory, which if we apply Occam's Razor does in fact appear to be the most credible hypothesis in many such cases." "Fair point, doctor. Nevertheless, political intrigue has been behind such assassinations before, now, hasn't it?" "Oh, one would be a fool not to -" <click> |
| skippy0001 | 03 Dec 2014 4:01 p.m. PST |
"be prepared. If they fireone, we'll fire one." "ONE FIRED, SIR!" "NOOOOOOOO!" PING…PING…PING… |
| The Shadow | 03 Dec 2014 5:50 p.m. PST |
…PONG!
PING…PING…PING…PONG! "Beethoven's 5th Symphony" played on fruit glasses??? With tea spoons??? I don't think so. Here on "Arthur Godfrey's Talent scouts" we try to… |
| snurl1 | 04 Dec 2014 12:25 a.m. PST |
..come to you
With open arms
Nothing to hide
Believe what I say
So here I am
With open arms
Hoping you'll see
What your love means to me
Open arms
Living without you
Living alone
This empty house seems so cold
<click> |
| Covert Walrus | 04 Dec 2014 3:41 a.m. PST |
in Ireland, by the Cranberries. Well, it's nearly ten of the hour of midnight, so a long track to see us through – Golden Earring, with "Radar - <click> |
| The Shadow | 04 Dec 2014 8:22 a.m. PST |
…love in bloom.
Can it be the spring…that seems to bring
The stars right into this room
Oh no…it isn't the spring
Its…. >click< |
| Frederick the not so great | 04 Dec 2014 1:11 p.m. PST |
..the nature of our species to be free….. (Kirk, "Metamorphosis," stardate 3219.8) <click> |
| snurl1 | 05 Dec 2014 3:20 a.m. PST |
tickets to tonight's concert
to the tenth caller
after you hear this
<click> |
| Frederick the not so great | 08 Dec 2014 3:26 p.m. PST |
cultural mystique surrounding the biological function -- you realize humans are overly preoccupied with the subject…. (Kelinda the Kelvan, "By Any Other Name," stardate 4658.9) <click> |
| snurl1 | 08 Dec 2014 10:15 p.m. PST |
about history
Don't know much biology
Don't know much about a science book
Don't know much about the French I took
But I do know that I love you
And I know that if you love me too
What a wonderful world this would be Don't know much about geography
Don't know much trigonometry
Don't know much about algebra
Don't know what a slide rule is for But I do know, one and one is two
And if this one could be with you
What a wonderful world this would
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| The Shadow | 08 Dec 2014 11:09 p.m. PST |
…you like to swing on a star
Carry moon beams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you like to be a…
>click<
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| snurl1 | 09 Dec 2014 12:20 a.m. PST |
veteran of a thousand psychic wars
I've been living on the edge so long, where the winds of limbo roar
And I'm young enough to look at, and far too old to see
All the scars are on the inside
I'm not sure that there's anything left of me
Don't let these shakes go on, it's time we had a break from it
It's time we had some leave
We've been living in the flames
We've been eating up our brains
Oh please, don't let these
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| Covert Walrus | 09 Dec 2014 4:22 a.m. PST |
feelings end
It might not come again
And I want to remember
How it feels to know you
How I feel so much
Since I found you
Looking through the eyes of love
Please don't let this feelings end
It's ev'rything I am
Ev'rything I want to - <click> |
| snurl1 | 11 Dec 2014 12:34 a.m. PST |
find for Christmas is at Woolworth's discount department store.
Gifts for Mom, Dad, and the whole family!
So when you
<click> |
| The Shadow | 11 Dec 2014 9:50 a.m. PST |
…wait till the sun shines, Nellie,
When the clouds go drifting by,
We will be happy, Nellie,
Hush now, don't you… |
| snurl1 | 11 Dec 2014 10:00 p.m. PST |
cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation. War is hell.
(William T. Sherman)
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| Covert Walrus | 12 Dec 2014 4:07 a.m. PST |
Yes, folks, Hell! And if that prospect frightens you, then you need to listen every week to the Reverend Titus Phook, and his Salvation Radio hour, every Sunday night right here on WPKR, the panhandles own! This week, Reverend Phook will be talking about the dangers of - <click> |
| Frederick the not so great | 12 Dec 2014 8:01 a.m. PST |
..Death. Destruction. Disease. Horror. That's what war is all about. That's what makes it a thing to be avoided…… (Kirk, "A Taste of Armageddon," stardate 3193.0) <click> |
| snurl1 | 13 Dec 2014 12:38 a.m. PST |
at all costs, the Chinese intended to seize it. On 10 June, 1953, 3,000 Chinese assaulted the position, defended by K Company, 15th Infantry Regiment – about 200 US soldiers. Massive artillery fire – 90,000 US and 30,000 Chinese shells – decimated both sides. K Company and then reinforcing units of about a hundred ejected the attackers from the trenches in close combat at terrible cost, with only about 30 US soldiers walking off the mountain unscathed the next morning. But the Chinese would return again and again for
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| Covert Walrus | 13 Dec 2014 3:35 a.m. PST |
- Mother Simpkin's Possum Pie! Yes, serving tonight and every night 'cept Sunday at Mother Simpkin's Home Cooking Parlour in our own Horsefly, It's a treat that can't be beat! And now back to the Mother Simpkin's Squaredance Hour, here on - <click> |
| The Shadow | 14 Dec 2014 9:04 a.m. PST |
…out, you men ain't gonna get no weekend passes until you make this barracks shine! Ya got it? Awright then. Fall out and form up behind the… >click< |
| Covert Walrus | 14 Dec 2014 1:33 p.m. PST |
-pink, which, for those of you listening on the radio, is just left of the green. Ah, yes, he's reaching for the Spider, and will take the pink - <click> |
| snurl1 | 15 Dec 2014 11:28 p.m. PST |
Cadillac,
Crushed velvet seats
Riding in the back, oozing down the street
Waving to the girls, peeling out of sight
Spending all my money on a Saturday night
Honey, I just wonder what you do there in the back
of your pink Cadillac
Pink Cadillac
Well, now way back in the Bible
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| Frederick the not so great | 16 Dec 2014 8:00 a.m. PST |
..there is an old custom among my people. When a woman saves a man's life, he is grateful…… (Nona, "A Private Little War,") <click> |
