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….this thing you call language, though; most remarkable. You depend on it for so very much. But is there any one of you really its master…..

(Kollos, "Is There In Truth No Beauty?," stardate 5630.7)

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…baiting the hook is the easiest part of it, Martha-Sue! Why, you just grab that nice long fat one--careful, cause it's _real_ slippery. But don't squeeze it too hard or you'll wind up all covered with…
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…cheese.
I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed
It rolled off the table and onto the floooor
and then my poor meatball rolled…

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Roll on down the highway
Look at the sign, we're in the wrong place
Move out boys and let's get ready to race
Four fifty-four's coming over the hill
The man on patrol is gonna give us a bill

The time's real short, you know the distance is long
I'd like to have a jet but it's not in the song
Climb back in the cab, cross your fingers for luck
We gotta keep moving if we're going to make a buck
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…Rogers in the twenty fifth cen-tureeeee!

(sound of rocket blasting off))

Buck Rogers is on the air! Brought to you by the the makers of Popsicle, Fudgicle and creamsicle. Those delicious frozen confections on a stick! And now a word from the famous winner of…

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….."all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine"…….

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eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord;
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored;
He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword:
His truth is marching
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…against the underworld!

(sound of marching feet)

The only program that brings you authentic police case histories!

(police whistle, machine gun fire, siren)

Gangbusters! Emergency flash! A crime wave of the most serious proportions is spreading throughout the…

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barrel.
We'll have a barrel of fun!
Roll out the barrell,
We have the blues on…
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…radio WDIA in Memphis Tennessee. Now here's "Baby Please Don't Go" by Howlin'…

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Mad" Smith, of the Marine Corps, who opened every amphibious assault with the words…
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…great cooga mooga…lemme outta here!

The boys in the jungle had me on the run
When something heavy hit me like an atomic bomb
When I woke up and my head started to clear
I had a strange feeling, I was with cooking gear

I smelled something cookin' and I looked to see
That's when I found out they was a cookin'…

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Somethin' up with me?
Hey, sweet baby,
Don't you think maybe
We could find us
A brand new recipe?
I got a Hot-Rod Ford
And a two-dollar bill
And I know a spot
Right over the hill
There's soda pop
And the dancin's free
So if you wanna have fun
Come along with me
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…i'm filled with happiness
Don't you know i've waited…so long for your caress
If you really love me…come alo-ong with meeeee
Come along with meeeee
Come along with meeeee

That was the Del Vikings singing their new hit on the Mercury label "Come Along With Me"!

Now, here are The Turbans singing "When You…

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capture the attention of the entire nation. The Lindbergh family was inundated by offers of assistance and false clues. Even Al Capone offered his help from prison, though it of course was conditioned on his release. For three days, investigators had found nothing and there was no further word from the kidnappers. Then, a new letter showed up, this time demanding
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..freedom of movement and choice produced the human spirit…..

(Dr. Brown, "What are Little Girls Made Of?," stardate 2712.4)

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..of St. Louis has just landed. This is Westbrook Van Voorhees reporting from Paris, France.

Mister Lindberg! Mister Lindberg! Do have any words for our listening audience after your historic thirty three hour flight?

Yeah. I gotta take a wicked leak! Where's the…

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Brain. Brain. What is brain?…….

(Kara the Eymorg, "Spock's Brain," stardate 5432.3)

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did I put in?"
"Abby somebody"
"Abby who?"
"Promise me you won't be angry."
"I will not. be. angry"
"Abby Normal"
"Abby Normal?"
"yes, I'm almost certain that was
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..back in the twentieth century, the H-bomb was the ultimate weapon, their doomsday machine. And we used something like it to destroy another doomsday machine. Probably the first time such a weapon has ever been used for constructive purposes……..

(Kirk, "The Doomsday Machine," stardate 4202.9)

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- beyond human imagining of even conception . . . Vast edifices of materials far more adamantine and long-surviving than any Nature has spewed forth from dying suns, the unnatural angles and planes incalculable by human mathematics, set in –

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sterling silver over a stainless steel matrix, these Russian Diopside pinky rings will be the hit of your coffee klatch! Your girlfriends will turn green with…
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a painful, itchy, burning yeast infection which will have them
running to the sink to
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…soak the bush. Then use paper towels to remove excess moisture and expose it to the sun to dry. This will allow…

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…aloneness. You are so alone. You live out your lives in the shell of flesh, self-contained, separate. How lonely you are; how terribly lonely…..

(Kollos, "Is There In Truth No Beauty?," stardate 5630.7)

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lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time. Yes it has.
It's been a long time since the book of love,
I can't count the tears of a life with no love.
Carry me back, carry me back,
Carry me back, baby, where I come from.
It's been a long time, been a long time,
Been a long lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
Seems so long since we walked in the
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..physical reality is consistent with universal laws. Where the laws do not operate, there is no reality -- we judge reality by the responses of our senses. Once we are convinced of the reality of a given situation, we abide by its rules……..

(Spock, "Spectre of the Gun," stardate 4385.3)

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the coordinates for the Wayback Machine Sherman.
Yippee! Where are we going today Mr. Peabody?
Sherman, today we are going to visit the beautiful and diverse country of Columbia.
Wow wee, the babes!!!
Now, now Sherman, no one can match the auto racing ability of Juan Pablo Montoyo.
But Mr. Peabody, how about the heart racing abilities of Shakira?!!
Nothing can match the splendor and beauty of the Andes Mountains Sherman.
Ha! Those are nothing compared to the beauty of the mountains of Sofia Vergara!!!!!
Sherman really, I can't take you anywhere…..

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outta Manhattan, cause dis heah is de "Fresh Air Cab Company" and dat means I doesn't have no roof and it be powerful cold out…

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on the river are happy to give.
Big wheel keep on turnin'
Proud Mary keep on burnin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin' on the river
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…unhappiness is the state which occurs in the human when wants and desires are not fulfilled………

(Spock, "I, Mudd," stardate 4513.3)

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- with cream, jam or chocolate. This traditionl pastry dates aback to -

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1984
Come see, come see, remember me?
We played out an all night movie role
You said it would last, but I guess we enrolled
In 1984 who could ask for more
In 1984 who could ask for mor-or-or-or-ore
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…Mine.

You keep secret Kemosabe?

Yes Tonto. I will never reveal where the silver is hidden. I will only use the ore to make my silver bullets and to…

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us, killing is murder, even for revenge…….

(Kirk, "Plato's Stepchildren," stardate 5784.3)

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of Frankenstein, starring Boris Karloff, Basil Rathbone, and introducing
for the first time
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…Zazu Pitts! Star of the comedy stage! We are proud to announce that Miss Pitts will be…

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so excited
And I just can't hide it
I'm about to loose control and I think I like it
I'm so excited
And I just can't hide it
And I know
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in the distant past Vulcans killed to win their mates. And they still go mad at this time. Perhaps the price they pay for having no emotions the rest of the time……..

(Kirk and McCoy, "Amok Time," stardate 3372.7)

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…is to feel strengthened by those who endure, and feel awe and pity for those who do not".

That was Norman Mailer reading from "The Naked and the Dead"

(applause)

Thank you Mister Mailer. And now a word from…

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the man behind the mask
And he's out of control
He's back
The man behind the mask
And he crawled out of his hole
You're swimmin' with your girl
Out on lovers' lake
And the wind blows cold
It chills your bones
But you're still on the lake
That's a bad mistake
But the moon was full
And you had a chance
To be all alone
But you're not alone
This is your last dance
And your last romance
Oh, if you see him comin'
Get away if you can
Just keep on runnin'
Run as fast as you can
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…go where you wanna go,
Do what you wanna do
With whoever you wanna do it with.
You gotta go where you wanna go,
And do what you wanna do
With whoever you…

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are dead, Jim………..

(McCoy, "Amok Time," stardate 3372.7)

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Nabors, the real all-American boy here to sing –

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..Oh, that sound of male ego. You travel halfway across the galaxy and it's still the same song………

(Eve McHuron, "Mudd's Women," stardate 1330.1)

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…but with a different meaning since you been gone.

Ah, oh a sentimental fool am I
To hear an old love song
And wanna cry
But the melody keeps haunting me
Reminding me how…

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to handle a woman, there's a way said the wise old…

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…timey prices on a NEW 1959 model

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…"Robot Monster"… How can scientists meet the menace of astral assassins? Starring George Nader and Claudia Barrett. Now playing at the Jefferson Theater on 14th Street in Manhattan. The second feature is…

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a large prominent wart on the right side of the nose and black, bushy eyebrows. Members of the public are warned not to tackle this individual has he's considered armed and….

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