"June 2010 Radio Daze (Click)" Topic

…coop
You don't know what I got
My little deuce coop
You don't know what I got

She's got a competition clutch
With a four on the floor

And she purrs like a kitten
'til the lake pipes roar

And if that ain't enough
to make you flip your lid

There's one more thing
I got the…

…feeling we're not alone, pass me your torch Malone….

, fearing her escape impossible, she seeks comfort
in the arms of a confidential agent.
With the trace of her kiss still warmupon his lips, he betrays her
to the hands of three scientists who are
engaged in diabolical, avant-garde experiments previously performed only on
insects and other small, meaningless creatures.
Using her as their subject,
they are delighted with the results. For the first time, a human being is
transformed into a
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…one eyed, one horned flying purple people eater
It sure looks strange to…

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….us, violence is unthinkable…..

(Ayleborne of Organia, "Errand of Mercy," stardate 3201.7)

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…during the holiday season. So be sure to serve your guests Roma wine. That's R. O. M. A. Roma wine. Made in California for enjoyment throughout the world. And now, back to…

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..the Wayback Machine Sherman.
Where are we going today Mr. Peabody?
Sherman, today we are going to eighteenth century Scotland…
Oh goody, do you think we'll see Sean Connery or Sheena Easton?
I doubt it very much Sherman. We will however, see Robert Roy MacGregor.
Rob Roy!!Oh boy now your talking!! Swordfighting, Liam Neeson, and Jessica Lange! I'd like to be a sheep tended by her!
Sherman, really! Is that all history means to ewe..I mean you……..
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get the flock outta here
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…You know that Wyoming will be your new home
Early in the springtime we round up the dogies
Mark 'em and brand 'em and bob off their tails
Round up the horses, load up the chuck wagon
Then throw the little dogies out on the long trail
Whoopee ti yi yo, git along little…

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..Power is danger……

(The Centurion, "Balance of Terror," stardate 1709.2)

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…ous Assignment". Starring Brian Donlevy as Steve Mitchell.

But first a word from the Ford dealers of America.

Everyone's saying that the '50 Ford is great car! Listen to what Mister W. W.Henderson of Pomona California is saying about…

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..less than one ounce of anti-matter here is more powerful than ten thousand cobalt bombs. Let's hope it's as powerful as man will ever get……..

(Ensign Garrovick and Kirk, "Obsession," stardate 3620.7)

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up off yer butt and come help me with the
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…body.

But Jonathan, if we put Mister Spinalzo in the window seat someone is sure to…

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….us, violence is unthinkable……

(Ayleborne of Organia, "Errand of Mercy," stardate 3201.7)

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….that we would miss this event!
Mr. Peabody, where are we going in the Wayback Machine today?
Sherman, today we are heading to Lancaster, Pennsylvania.
Why Mr. Peabody? To see the hostile Amish?
Sherman, we are headed to Cold Wars 2014, a premier HMGS event!
But..but..there's no babes!!
Sherman, we are leaving shortly to get in the registration line..we may be there awhile.
Mr. Peabody…all those old and stinky wargamers penned up there for 4 days!!!
Sherman,you will get to see many of the violent acts of history played out in miniature!
Mr. Peabody, I just remembered I have homework to do…I have to take out the trash..and I have a dentists appointment to fill a cavity……

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with good intentions; it's walled and roofed with them. Yes, and furnished
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..worlds are conquered, galaxies destroyed -- but a woman is always a woman…….

(Kirk, "Conscience of the King," stardate unknown)

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…but a good cigar is a smoke. OK George, bring out our first guests.

Groucho, i'd like you to meet Mr. and Mrs. Carl LaFong of…

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Muskogee,
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
And white lightnin's still the biggest
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…threat to world freedom! And as Sir Winston Churchill said "From Stettin in the Baltic to Trieste in the Adriatic, an iron curtain has descended across the…

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…earthmen like Rameses, Alexander, Ceasar, Napoleon, Hitler, Lee Kuan. Your whole Earth history is made up of men seeking absolute power…..

(Spock, "Patterns of Force," stardate 2534.7)

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expressed in Watts. In the US torque is often expressed in Pound-foot, but the rest of the world uses the more scientific…

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Drip, drip, drip, of excess stomach acid
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…is the only survivor of a dead race, to kill it would be a crime against science….

(Spock, "The Devil in the Dark," stardate 3196.1)

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Where did everybody go????

…The newest film by William Castle in "Disappear-O". This process allows audience members wearing special glasses to experience the illusion of seeing the rest of the audience disappear! Starring Rex Reason, Jeff Morrow, Julie Adams, Hugh Marlowe, Richard Denning, Kenneth Tobey, and Steve McQueen. Now playing at…

the same time as the local police were involved in a protest by the Westboro Baptist Church who claimed that impounded animals were being kept in sin, without the benefit of marriage or clothing. An ASPCA spokesperson said " while the fact they care about the animals is -"

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..the Wayback machine ready for a trip Mr. Peabody?
Indeed it is Sherman, and what a trip it will be!!
Are we going to Las Vegas for my birthday!!!
No Sherman, today we are going to Scandanavia in the year 900 and to the time of the Vikings!
Wow wee Mr. Peabody, now your talking, pillaging and plundering!
Now, now Sherman, the Norsemen were also known for their sailing abilities and the fine lines of their dragon ships.
Yea, Janet Leigh had some fine lines when Tony Curtis kidnapped her to become a Viking queen!
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A look at those footprints.
Twice the size of a
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…normal Prairie Dog…and it appears to be growing! Since they've been testing atomic bombs near here there have been some very strange mutations. Just last week we discovered a Gila Monster that looked exactly like…

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…Jimmy Durante, American pianist, actor, comedian, composer, and singer;also nicknamed "The Schnozzola", and "The Schnoz", in reference to his large……

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hairy animal who stalks the forests of the Pacific Northwest. Although no conclusive proof has ever been found of it's
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…ability to keep alien life stunned and unable to move. So Roger, lets take it easy with that Neptunian face eater.

Awww…go blow your jets Tom. He's out like a light! Look at this i'll give him a kick in the tentacle.

Roger…wait…

See Tom? He…oh…wait. Oh no! He's got my foot! Tom…do something he's moving his mouth close to my faaaaaaaaaaaa….mmmmmmmmm…mmmmmmmffff….

Gasp! Choke! Good lord Roger. Your nose and lips are…

covered with Poison.
Poison running through my veins,
Poison
I don't wanna play these
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political games any more.

war isn't for the lighthearted

It's for…

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…thousand throats may be cut in one night by a running man…….

(Klingon Soldier, "Day of the Dove,")

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…Red Cloud and Laughing Bear. Those three injuns been on a rampage since the Comanche moon. 10th Cavalry been chasin' 'em for goin' on two weeks now, but they ain't seen hide nor hair of 'em. I figger that you and Tonto's the only ones that can catch 'em. So good luck Lone Ranger, and try ta bring 'em back so we can try 'em and stretch their…

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goals into an early retirement package.
With proper management a allocation of reources,
A small, regular investment will
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…find ways to feed the hungry millions of the world, and to cure their diseases. They'll be able to find a way to give each man hope and a common future. And those are the days worth living for…….

(Edith Keeler, "The City on the Edge of Forever,")

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-- Friday, Friday, Gotta get down on Friday!

It's Friday, Friday--

*bang!*

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…..what was that noise Mr. Peabody?
That was me making an adjustment to the intergrating gears in the Wayback Machine Sherman.
Is it ready to go Mr. Peabody?
Indeed it is Sherman, where would like to go today….besides Las Vegas.
How about to merry old England to see that English folklore hero, Robin Hood.
Why, Sherman, I'm surprised at your reasoned choice, ok, on to England we go.
Alright, Olivia de Havilland, here I come……..

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…here I come
Right back where I started from
Where bowers are flowers bloom in the spring
Each morning at dawning
Birdies sing and…

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…..You thought I was taking your woman away from you. You're jealous. You tried to kill me with your bare hands. Would a Kelvan do that? Would he have to? You're reacting with the emotions of a human. You are human…..

(Kirk, "By Any Other Name," stardate 4657.5)

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… than hu-man. More human than hu-man. More human than…

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….being human does have certain advantages -- being able to appreciate the beauty of a flower, of a woman…..

(Kirk, "By Any Other Name," stardate 4658.9)

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- named Kitty Foyle, who they believe is the last surviving witness to the murder of Constantin " Snakey" Asimov, notorious racketeer and banjo player of note.

However, even as Eliot Ness and his team made their way to the hotel, another group also is on Foyle's heels – those contract killers known as –

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Lester Flatt & Earl Scruggs playing "Foggy Mountain Breakdown"
Here in Wheeling West Virginia, home of the
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….sooner our happiness together begins, the longer it will last……

(Miramanee, "The Paradise Syndrome," stardate 4842.6)

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…#Christmas I gave you my heart,
but the very next day, you gave it away.
This year, to save me from pain, I'll give it to…

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