| Last Hussar | 28 Jul 2013 3:57 p.m. PST |
Jail, do not pass Go, do not collect…
<click> |
| Frederick the not so great | 29 Jul 2013 7:13 a.m. PST |
"the entire set of this fine china!"
"See the whole set at your S&H store and make sure
you get your Green Stamps with every purchase."
"In no time you will have the 40 thousand points for the entire set of the beautiful set of china!"
"Get your Green Stamps at your local……..
<click>
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| snurl1 | 29 Jul 2013 9:17 p.m. PST |
Bar and hang out with the regulars.
Bored, everyone's attention turns to
the television,
just hanging from the wall <click> |
| The Shadow | 29 Jul 2013 10:31 p.m. PST |
…of China is a series of fortifications across the historical northern borders of China in part to protect the Chinese Empire against intrusions by various nomadic groups or military incursions by various warlike peoples or forces. Now, Mister Fenwick asks; during what period was the wall started? Mr. Kieran, this seems to be your balliwick. Can you answer this for us? Sorry…Chinese history is not my forte… Wait…I think that I have an answer. Allright…Mr. Levant. What can you add? Since handball is played against the wall, and handball is similar to Ping Pong, maybe it was the Ping Pong dynasty. (Audience laughter) Somehow I doubt that. I'm sure that there's a better answer to this… |
| Frederick the not so great | 30 Jul 2013 10:12 a.m. PST |
- cultural mystique surrounding the biological function -- you realize humans are overly preoccupied with the subject…….
(Kelinda the Kelvan, "By Any Other Name") <click> |
Ed Mohrmann  | 30 Jul 2013 3:21 p.m. PST |
of the King, not a citizen of the Republic, sir.' 'Ridiculous ! "Subject of the King" indeed !' 'But, sir, it's as plain <click> |
| snurl1 | 30 Jul 2013 10:32 p.m. PST |
this isn't my nose, it's a false one.
(V lifts up carrot)
V: Well?
P1: Well we did do the nose
V: The nose?
P1: …And the hat, but she is a witch!
(all: yeah, burn her burn her!)
V: Did you dress her up like this?
P1: No! (no no… no) Yes. (yes yeah) a bit (a bit bit a bit) But she has got a wart!
(P3 points at wart)
V: What makes you think she is a witch?
P2: Well, she turned me into a newt!
V: A newt?!
(P2 pause & look around)
P2: I got better. |
| Ed Mohrmann | 31 Jul 2013 3:15 a.m. PST |
legs than that on a piano !' 'Look, Sarge, I know she ain't no Betty Grable, but <click> |
| Frederick the not so great | 31 Jul 2013 7:11 a.m. PST |
"it's real. And if it's real it can be affected …we may not be able to break it, but, I'll bet you credits to Navy Beans we can put a dent in it"………
(deSalle, "Catspaw")
<click> |
| snurl1 | 31 Jul 2013 9:24 p.m. PST |
My old man's gonna kill me for sure when he finds out.
Hey, Wally, is there any way we could hide <click> |
| Ed Mohrmann | 01 Aug 2013 6:09 a.m. PST |
pelt or skin, it's all the same to the trapper. So
long as there's no damage to <click> |
| The Shadow | 01 Aug 2013 7:38 a.m. PST |
…his reputation for smoking marijuana. He has been sentenced to 60 days at the Los Angeles Count Prison Farm. After the sentence was passed Mr. Mitchum was reported to have said "Well, this is the bitter end of everything—my career, my marriage… >click< |
| Frederick the not so great | 01 Aug 2013 7:44 a.m. PST |
- means commitment. Of course, so does insanity……. <click> |
| The Shadow | 01 Aug 2013 12:06 p.m. PST |
…Claus is coming to town. He sees you when you're sleeping.
He knows when… >click< |
| Frederick the not so great | 01 Aug 2013 12:35 p.m. PST |
-dreams become more important than reality, you give up travel, building, creating; you even forget how to repair the machines left behind by your ancestors. You just sit living and reliving other lives left behind in the thought records………….
<click>
(Vina, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"))
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| The Shadow | 01 Aug 2013 5:38 p.m. PST |
…keep on spinning as we play the tops in Pops. And we're back on the scene with the record machine. Correct time now eleven seventeen. Now from our stacks of wax here's the Del-Vikings double sided hit "Come Go With Me" and "Whispering… >click< |
| snurl1 | 02 Aug 2013 2:19 a.m. PST |
pines, whispering pines, tell me is it so
Whispering pines, whispering pines, you're the one who knows
My darlin' is gone, ohh she's gone
And I need your sympathy
Whispering pines send my baby back to me
<click> |
| Frederick the not so great | 02 Aug 2013 7:02 a.m. PST |
-n don't talk peace unless they're ready to back it up with war………..
<click>
(Col. Green, "The Savage Curtain") |
| snurl1 | 03 Aug 2013 12:01 a.m. PST |
The president is on the line
As 99 red balloons go by.
99 Knights of the air
Ride super-high-tech jet fighters
Everyone's a Superhero
Everyone's a Captain Kirk
With orders to identify
To clarify and classify
Scramble in the summer sky
As <click>
|
| Ed Mohrmann | 03 Aug 2013 1:07 p.m. PST |
long as we all understand that the arrangement is but
a temporary <click> |
| Covert Walrus | 03 Aug 2013 4:26 p.m. PST |
dog, for a temporary job, on a temporary place – Like Earth! <click> |
| Pyrate Captain | 03 Aug 2013 8:24 p.m. PST |
What a waste of electrons and time. |
| Ed Mohrmann | 04 Aug 2013 11:21 a.m. PST |
capsule in which is buried a number of artifacts, plus
a silly clot who
<click> |
| The Shadow | 04 Aug 2013 5:16 p.m. PST |
…tell me whooo…can explaaaaain. That was Frankie Lymon and the Teenagers singing "Who Can Explain" on Jocko's Rocketship Show. And this is Jocko sayin' oo-papa-doo…and how do you do? We got a great new show lined up for you. Up next it's the fabulous Clovers singing "Love Potion Number… >click< |
| Coelacanth | 04 Aug 2013 5:28 p.m. PST |
…in the millions. Once an esoteric pastime, considered fit only for shut-ins, termite racing has suddenly become the hottest thing to come out of… >click< |
| snurl1 | 04 Aug 2013 11:29 p.m. PST |
your filthy mouth! Now you march upstairs young man and
i'm going to wash that foul mouth of yours out with
<click> |
| Ed Mohrmann | 05 Aug 2013 6:07 a.m. PST |
eyes firmly shut, jump off that bridge and trust in <click> |
| Frederick the not so great | 05 Aug 2013 7:30 a.m. PST |
-sufficient facts always invite danger……..
(Spock, "Space Seed") <click> |
| The Shadow | 05 Aug 2013 6:36 p.m. PST |
…erous Assignment! Starring Brian Donlevy as Steve Mitchell. But first a word from the Ford dealers of America. Everone is saying that the 1950 Ford is a great car! Listen to what Mr. W. W. Henderson of Pomona California has to say. "Last January I bought a 6 cylinder 1950 Ford two door and this car is truly… |
| snurl1 | 06 Aug 2013 2:45 a.m. PST |
an apalling dump-heap,
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Mangled-up in tangled-up knots
<click> |
| Ed Mohrmann | 06 Aug 2013 9:48 a.m. PST |
since I was a Boy Scout, sir !' 'Nonsense, Carruthers, what you think are knots are really
just tangles. Now, hand me those scissors <click> |
 javelin98 | 06 Aug 2013 1:58 p.m. PST |
…to cut the ribbon of the new factory. You may not know it, Jane, but those are real scissors, as big as they are. Very interesting, Mike. Standing next to the mayor is Miles Dyson, vice president of Cyberdyne Systems and the general manager of this new factory. Cyberdyne says that this factory will be used to produce a series of service-oriented robots that will change the way we live! I'm sure it will, Jane! I'm sure it-- <click> |
| The Shadow | 06 Aug 2013 5:39 p.m. PST |
…has some kind of safety catch on it. You don't know that for sure Roger. It's an alien object. We have no idea how they think, so just put it down and we'll let the weapons tech examine it. And I think that you have it pointed at your foot. Aww…go blow your jets Tom. I know where i'm pointing it. I'm gonna blast that rock over there. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAP! AAAAAAAAA! My foot. It's all black and my toes flew off! Tom…please help me find my big… >click< |
| snurl1 | 07 Aug 2013 2:07 a.m. PST |
tow my heart away,
Standing by a parking meter,
When I caught a glimpse of
<click> |
| Frederick the not so great | 07 Aug 2013 7:06 a.m. PST |
"you preparing the Way-Back machine I got all excited!"
"And so you should Sherman, get your walking shoes on."
"Where are we going now Mr. Peabody?"
"Sherman, today we are going to Italy during the time of the Roman Empire."
"Oh great Mr. Peabody, the fantastic temples, the aquaducts, and all that debauchery!"
"Now now Sherman, you know your mother frowns on you bringing home a"……… <click> |
| The Shadow | 07 Aug 2013 8:57 p.m. PST |
…venereal disease. The Armed Forces Radio Network advises that an inspection of the troops should be conducted at least once per month. Vaccinations will be given to all of the men that… >click< |
| Frederick the not so great | 08 Aug 2013 8:06 a.m. PST |
… unit is a woman."
"A mass of conflicting impulses"………
(Spock and Nomad, "The Changeling") <click> |
| snurl1 | 08 Aug 2013 11:34 p.m. PST |
will create a last will and testament and show you how to make sure yours is legally viable. Note: The advice provided here
<click> |
| Covert Walrus | 10 Aug 2013 3:32 p.m. PST |
- may not be suitable for the very young, the very old, those just going off, and members of Parliament!" "Well said, Wal! Now, we present -" <click> |
| capncarp | 10 Aug 2013 4:27 p.m. PST |
…ARMS! Shoulder… ARMS! By columns of four, double to the rear with a slight hesitation…MAR-- Click! |
| Frederick the not so great | 12 Aug 2013 7:11 a.m. PST |
--riage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in …….. <click> |
| snurl1 | 13 Aug 2013 3:25 a.m. PST |
clunky prose, whined one of my creative writing students. What I really need is an article on how to <click> |
| Frederick the not so great | 13 Aug 2013 12:17 p.m. PST |
much of anything, even love, isn't necessarily a good thing…….. (Kirk, "The Trouble with Tribbles")
<click>
|
| Covert Walrus | 13 Aug 2013 2:51 p.m. PST |
- in this weather!" "Well, true, but we always live in walls – it's cheaper rent!" "OWWWW! And you blew up our home!" "well said, Moriarty! Now, little council nerk, are you going to compensate -" |
| The Shadow | 13 Aug 2013 5:23 p.m. PST |
…for the wind. 2 clicks left should do it. His head is just above the cover of that Tiger tank. Right. You ready? Yep. Ok then…let 'er |
| Frederick the not so great | 14 Aug 2013 7:56 a.m. PST |
"rip Rocky!"
"Bullwinkle, did you forget the plot?"
"In a word, you said it."
"That's three words."
"I'm a heavy tipper"……………… <click> |
| Coelacanth | 14 Aug 2013 7:13 p.m. PST |
…ary, it's a long way to go.
It's a long way to Tipperary, to the sweetest… >click< |
| snurl1 | 15 Aug 2013 2:28 a.m. PST |
Sounds, I'll ever hear
Are still inside my head
The Kindest Words I'll ever know
Are waiting to be said
The most
<click> |
| Frederick the not so great | 15 Aug 2013 6:59 a.m. PST |
..legends have their basis in facts…… (Kirk, "And The Children Shall Lead") <click> |
| The Shadow | 15 Aug 2013 5:43 p.m. PST |
…like photographic film. Must be exposed before developing. But Pop…I saw her with my own eyes. There's no denying that it was her face! Faces may alter, but fingerprints never lie. Hours are happiest when hands are busiest, so quickly, take fingerprints and bring to… >click< |
comes up with the stats and roster for the Rust Devils in his sci-fi campaign.