| Covert Walrus | 09 Jul 2013 5:39 a.m. PST |
Grant was to many people's minds a poor choice to lead - <Click> |
| Frederick the not so great | 09 Jul 2013 7:42 a.m. PST |
"-me, follow me, or get out of the way."
(Gen George Patton) <click> |
| The Shadow | 09 Jul 2013 11:56 a.m. PST |
…Now, you're all under arrest. Her Majesty's very touchy about having her subjects strangled. Well…if it ain't… >click< |
| Platybeladon | 09 Jul 2013 11:57 a.m. PST |
the cookie crumbles my son, so I suggest you move out of the way and let a real man take the…… <click> |
| snurl1 | 09 Jul 2013 8:53 p.m. PST |
long way home
There are times that you feel you're part of the scenery, all the greenery is comin' down boy
Then your wife seems to think you're part of the furniture, oh it's peculiar, she used to be so
<click> |
| Frederick the not so great | 10 Jul 2013 9:01 a.m. PST |
-"metimes a feeling is all we humans have to go on"…….
(Kirk, "A Taste of Armageddon") <click> |
| snurl1 | 10 Jul 2013 10:56 p.m. PST |
Baby,
there's an enormous crowd of people
They're all after my blood
I wish maybe they'd tear down the walls of this theatre
Let me out, let me out
Oh, I'm so blind Oh, I'm blind
I wasted time Wasted, wasted, wasted time
Walkin' on the wire, high wire
But I must let the show
<click>
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| Frederick the not so great | 11 Jul 2013 11:15 a.m. PST |
"- me the man you honor, and I will know what kind of man you are"……………….. <click> |
Ed Mohrmann  | 13 Jul 2013 7:54 p.m. PST |
you lonesome tonight, do you miss me tonight -
are you sorry we drifted <click> |
| The Shadow | 14 Jul 2013 8:04 a.m. PST |
…for several days before sighting land. Look..the natives are shouting and smiling. They're welcoming us to the island. Yes. They're starting a fire under a huge cooking pot. I'll bet they're going to have a feast in out honor. The chief is grinning and sharpening his… >click< |
| Covert Walrus | 16 Jul 2013 3:45 p.m. PST |
-Skills at cribbage and whist, in preparation for the London Season" " My," Breathed Sarah, " How exciting the Season must be, Mister Darby! How many hearts must be broken in the giddy whirl of dances and parties!" He grinned wickedly " I venture," He whispered, his left hand running across her thigh," Not as many hearts are broken as are – " <click> |
| Ed Mohrmann | 16 Jul 2013 8:33 p.m. PST |
you actually going to eat that, Smithers, slathered as
it is in jalapenos and dripping with <click> |
| The Shadow | 17 Jul 2013 11:32 a.m. PST |
…blood! "I Must Have Five Corpses" by Robert Leslie Bellem in the November issue of "Spicy Mystery". Still just twenty five cents at your favorite… >click< |
| Covert Walrus | 17 Jul 2013 4:13 p.m. PST |
- relish, while palatable, does tend to smother the delicate taste of -" "Please, Smithers, your pretence at gourmet appreciation is transparently ridiculous, while you insist on eating corned beef sarnies!" "Steady on, sir, I may not be -" <click> |
| The Shadow | 17 Jul 2013 5:47 p.m. PST |
…the best pilot in the squadron, but I must do my duty. But you're my brother. You have only five hours flying time. You'll be killed! Oh don't worry Tom. I'll be OK. After all, I have you to look after me. We'll give those Boche flyers… |
| Ed Mohrmann | 18 Jul 2013 5:02 a.m. PST |
about the pending demonstration plastered all over the
hallway to the Dean's office – that'll lead to <click> |
| The Shadow | 18 Jul 2013 7:01 a.m. PST |
…a secret passage through the mountain that opens into the elephants graveyard! There is probably tons of ivory there! Jane…you must help us to find it. Oh no! Tarzan would be very angry. He has guarded that secret for years! If he ever found out, he would… >click< |
| Ed Mohrmann | 18 Jul 2013 9:24 a.m. PST |
it be best to walk, or to kind of amble, so as not
to alarm the <click> |
| The Shadow | 18 Jul 2013 12:38 p.m. PST |
…Stegosaurus! This planet must be going through an era like our own Jurassic. Stay down Roger! Awww…go blow your jets Tom. I read all about these dinosaurs. It won't bother us. Look…i'll jump up and down and wave my arms and he won't even see me. No…don't Roger. HEY!….BIG FELLA! See Tom? He won't…hey wait a minute…he's lookin' at me kinda funny. OHHHH NO! He's comin' right… >click< |
| War Monkey | 18 Jul 2013 1:18 p.m. PST |
Where kids are king! check with your local Burger King for <click> |
| snurl1 | 18 Jul 2013 11:15 p.m. PST |
Inspection records from the Board of Health indicate
<click> |
| The Shadow | 19 Jul 2013 7:28 a.m. PST |
…more doctors smoke Camels than any other cigarette. So for… >click< |
| Ed Mohrmann | 19 Jul 2013 4:55 p.m. PST |
or against, Davis, for or against ? Time to take
a stand and stop <click> |
| The Shadow | 19 Jul 2013 5:21 p.m. PST |
…in the name of love…before you break a heart…
…think it oh oh verrr…think it… >click< |
| snurl1 | 20 Jul 2013 12:02 a.m. PST |
would be wise to commit the cavalry without infantry support?
<click> |
| The Shadow | 20 Jul 2013 6:55 a.m. PST |
…for this bill in the senate? That would be anti-American! And I have proof that there are no less than twenty three card carrying Communists in our House of Representatives. That is why I… >click< |
| Ed Mohrmann | 20 Jul 2013 7:10 a.m. PST |
will not run, if elected <click> |
| The Shadow | 20 Jul 2013 9:25 a.m. PST |
…an' becomes da new president of da Mystic Knights of da Sea lodge, dat Kingfish is gonna… |
| Frederick the not so great | 22 Jul 2013 9:00 a.m. PST |
"go back in time Sherman."
"Great Mr. Peabody, where are we going today?"
"Sherman, I am setting the Way-Back Machine for the Asian plains and the time of the Huns."
"Oh goody, all that burning and plundering and beheading!"
"Now, now Sherman, you know your mother frowns on you…… <click> |
| The Shadow | 22 Jul 2013 11:36 a.m. PST |
…murdering prostitutes. But Holmes, "The Ripper" has left no evidence. Or so he thinks Watson. Or so he thinks. Look here at this tiny indentation… >click< |
| Covert Walrus | 22 Jul 2013 3:09 p.m. PST |
- that make Tipton's tea bags so unique!" "Mmmmmm . . . Tipton's" "Yes< when you think tea bags, think -" <click> |
| The Shadow | 22 Jul 2013 5:17 p.m. PST |
…ya kin outdraw me Dutch? Well now, let's jest walk outside and see. Look over there Sundance! Huh? (BLAM! BLAM!) Plop! Heh Heh. Maybe not outdraw ya, but I can sure as heck outsmart ya! OK boys…let's get back to… >click< |
| snurl1 | 23 Jul 2013 3:50 a.m. PST |
business and working overtime
Work out.
If it were easy as fishin'
You could be a musician
If you could make sounds loud or mellow
Get a second-hand guitar
Chances are you'll go far
If you get in with the right bunch of
<click>
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| Frederick the not so great | 23 Jul 2013 8:04 a.m. PST |
-all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine………… <click> |
| Ed Mohrmann | 23 Jul 2013 9:25 a.m. PST |
full of silver ore ! Yep, that's right – an entire
<click> |
| Frederick the not so great | 23 Jul 2013 1:39 p.m. PST |
"evening to plan the takeover of the world!"
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
"Uhh, I think so Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already……… <click> |
| The Shadow | 23 Jul 2013 5:42 p.m. PST |
…on his way to meet professor Farnsworth at the laboratory? Pop, this is a swell case! Every time you appear, I have swell case of assorted troubles. But Pop. You're lucky to have me for an assistant. Assistance about as welcome as water in leaking… >click< |
| snurl1 | 24 Jul 2013 1:59 a.m. PST |
Submarine! Big enough to hold two kids! Real periscope! Rockets and torpedoes that actually fire! <click> |
| Frederick the not so great | 24 Jul 2013 12:44 p.m. PST |
…when you are ready, Gridley………… <click> |
| Covert Walrus | 24 Jul 2013 2:18 p.m. PST |
- shall set a table with wine jellys, cordials, and sherbets to cool our thirsts between bouts" explained Lady Mountfreliegh," And apart from that we shall not be disturbed in our revels!" Sarah's eyes near started from her head as nothing loathe, the entire company disrobed with alacrity and - click> |
| snurl1 | 24 Jul 2013 11:07 p.m. PST |
They love dirty laundry
Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here
I just have to look good, I don't have to be clear
Come and whisper in my ear
<click> |
| Frederick the not so great | 25 Jul 2013 6:40 a.m. PST |
..tends to be lazy, craves the familiar and is shocked by the unexpected; the eye, on the other hand, tends to be impatient, craves the novel and is bored by repetition….. <click> |
| The Shadow | 25 Jul 2013 7:51 a.m. PST |
…of the same act over and over and expecting a different result. Who said that? Mister Levant, would you like to take a crack at that one? Was he talking about the Democrats? (audience laughter) No, I don't believe that he was, and I don't believe that it's a good idea to get President Roosevelt mad at you. (audience laughter) Alright, well, if no one on the panel has an answer for that question, ten dollars and a case of Canada Dry ginger ale goes out to Carlene Cowfnowski of Queens New York with the compliments of "Information Please". Now, for our next question, Carl LaFong of Tampa Florida asks… >click< |
| Frederick the not so great | 25 Jul 2013 11:22 a.m. PST |
..yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?………..
<click>
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| snurl1 | 25 Jul 2013 11:15 p.m. PST |
rock -
Well now you see what you wanna be
Just have your party on TV
'Cause the man from Mars won't eat up bars when the TV's on
And now he's gone back up to space
Where he won't have a hassle with the human race
And you hip-hop, and you don't stop
<click> |
| Frederick the not so great | 26 Jul 2013 8:00 a.m. PST |
"fidgeting Sherman, I'm setting the Way-Back Machine for our next adventure."
"Oh goody Mr. Peabody, where are we going now?"
"Sherman, today we are going to Egypt, the land of the pharoahs."
"Great, all those plagues, and wars, and mummifying someone by pulling their brains out through their nose!"
"Now, now Sherman, you know your mother frowns on you bringing back……….. <click> |
| snurl1 | 26 Jul 2013 9:33 p.m. PST |
All the old paintings on the tomb
They do the sand dance, don'cha know?
If they move too quick (Oh-Way-Oh)
They're falling down like a domino
<click> |
| Ed Mohrmann | 28 Jul 2013 7:13 a.m. PST |
- that 'Fats,' not 'Fats' Waller. Of course, it's very
easy to confuse the two, since |
| The Shadow | 28 Jul 2013 11:37 a.m. PST |
…I don't have you-oo-oo-oo I don't have plans and schemes
I don't have hopes and dreams
I don't have any thing
Since I don't have… >click< |
| capncarp | 28 Jul 2013 3:25 p.m. PST |
a plugged nickel to my name, sweetheart. It's all gone down with the "Marie Louise", straight to the…
<click> |
