"June 2010 Radio Daze (Click)" Topic

of gin, covered in lipstick, and with no trousers! Is this any way for a United States senator to –

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Put silver wings
on my son's chest.
Make him one
of America's best.
One hundred men
will test today
But only three
win the Green
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"-skeeper, now, about to become the Masters Champion, a Cinderella story! It looks like a miracle….It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the ……

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hole at the bottom of the sea.
There's a hole. There's a hole.
There's a hole at the bottom of the sea.

There's a frog in the cave, in the hole, at the bottom of the sea.

There's a frog in the cave, in the hole, at the bottom of the sea.

There's a hole. There's a hole.
There's a hole at the bottom of the….

-re's no crying in baseball!
There's no crying in……..

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'43 they put to sea,
Thirteen men and Kennedy.
Aboard the PT 109,
to fight the brazen
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"throat of war has ceased to roar,
All now was turned to jollity and game,
To luxary and riot, feast and ……..

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famine, rags and silks, all extremes are catered for, my friend! What desire of your heart can I fulfil today?"

"ummm . . . cheeseburger without onions, extra relish and -"

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coffee,
A ham sandwich and Iced tea.
A T-Bone steak,
and cook it well,
and if that don't rhyme,
you can go to
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Peoria, Illinois.

David Cameron today denied calling Conservative party activists…

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Woolworth's, your one-stop shopping source since 1879. You'll find great fixed prices on clothing, footwear, bedding, jewelry and ………..

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… ruptured placenta. While often unrecognized in under-developed countries, especially in sub-Saharan Africa and some Pacific island nations, medical researchers are developing tools to help a Third World midwife detect and diagnose a uterine rupture. Chief among these is --

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"the plan in motion Brain?"
"Yes, Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
"Well, I think so Brain..but uhh, I can't memorize a whole opera in"……….

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25 minutes to go
And the whole town's waitin' just to hear me yell I've got 24 minutes to go
Well they gave me some beans for my last meal I've got 23 minutes to go
But nobody asked me how I feel I've got 22 minutes to go
Well I sent for the governor and the whole dern bunch with 21 minutes to go
And I sent for the mayor but he's out to lunch I've got 20 more minutes to go
Then the sheriff said boy I gonna watch you
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slowly and carefully remove my wife's knickers!

After all, -

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"you need for an asylum is an empty room and the right kind of people"………………..

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White ones, black ones, yellow ones, red ones
Necrophiliacs looking for dead ones
The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too
Screaming please hit me and I'll hit you
Everybody ballin' in batches
Pyromaniacs strikin' matches
I'm gonna itch me where it scratches
Freakin' at the freaker's ball, y'all
We're freakin' at the freaker's

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Ball will be on Friday, October 21, at the Independance Events Center and will feature Rev. Theory, Hatebreed, Anthrax and………..

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… the comedy stylings of Rich Little, impersonator extraordinaire! He will thrill audiences with his spot-on impersonations of:
Ronald Reagan!
Richard Nixon!
George Burns!
Ron Jeremy!
Johnny Carson!
Stephen Hawking!
Ricky Ricardo!
Charles Manson!
Jackie Gleeson!
Kim Il-Sung!
Gene Kelly!
Saddam Hussein!
Jimmy Stewart!
The Boston Strangler!
Fred Astaire!
David Niven!
Seth MacFarlane!
and --

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Bond, James Bond………..

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between the United States and Israel, and between the American and Israeli people. We share common values and a commitment to a democratic future for the world, and we are both committed to
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-"much of anything, even love, isn't necessarily a good thing………..
(Kirk, "The Trouble With Tribbles")

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down t' jin, der choose, zo bide qvickly und vear
ein bib zo no spotz ged on der

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-"re's no place like home, there's no place like"……..

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--ling, do these pants make my butt look big?

Gracie, what the hell kind of question is that? Do you think I'm stupid? No matter how I answer, I lose!

Dammit, George! You could try to be a little more supportive in this relationship! I stay home, day after day, and all I ask for is a little --

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"suffering is good for the soul………..
(Kirk, "The Carbomite Maneuver")

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s down in Carolina and Louisiana in '40 and '41
demonstrated that

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You pay for this, but they give you that
And once you're gone, you can't come back
When you're out of

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"all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine"…………..

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, Dwelt a miner, forty-niner
And his daughter – Clementine
Oh my Darling, Oh my Darling,
Oh my Darling Clementine.
Thou art lost and gone forever

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Amber_ was regarded as 'daring' by some critics, however
by modern standards it's very weak and lackluster as
regards

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"our next trip Mr. Peabody, where are we going now?"
"Sherman, I'm setting the Way-back machine for the Dark Ages."
"Oh great Mr. Peabody, all those barbarians and plundering and that plague!"
"Now, now Sherman. You know your mother hates it when you bring home a"……………………

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six-pack of frosty cold Coors Light, brewed in the Colorado
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Rockies.

The wind sang us a lullaby, the snow was thick as cream,
And icicles were chandeliers like crystal in a dream
And the streams were strips of diamond
And the hills were white as snow,
And a bear ate all our soybeans in the night

Oh, Colorado's calling me
From her hillsides and her rivers and her mesas and her trees,
When blizzards snap the power lines
And all the toilets freeze
In December in the Colorado Rockies

We had time and space and freedom,
We had love and peace to spare
Though we ran out of things to smoke and say and eat and wear
And the morning of the avalanche
The Yeti kidnapped Blanche
And took her to his cave up in the Rockies.

Oh, Colorado's calling me
From her glaciers and her canyons and her badlands and ravines,
And infectious hepatitis
Was all that came to stay
In January in the Colorado Rockies

The baby didn't die until we'd burned up all our wood
Considering we ate her raw, she tasted pretty good
Then the fascist health inspectors
Dug us out and mailed us home --
Except for Blanche who wouldn't leave her mate.

Oh, Colorado's calling me
From her mountains and her rivers and her meadows and her trees
They tell me I'll be cured soon
Thawed and ready to return
When it's April in…

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-tuition, however illogical, is recognized as a command prerogative……..
(Kirk, "Obsession")

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[Woman] "An obsession? What is it?"

[1st Man] "It's the overwhelming fixation on a persistant image, desire, or idea, but that's not important right now!"

[2nd Man] "Look, can I be frank?"

[1st Man] "No, you can't. I'm already Frank. It would be too confusing."

[2nd Man] "What I'm trying to say is, that if this goes on, it'll become a whole different crime, altogether!"

[All Together] "What I'm trying to say is, that if this goes on, it'll become a whole different crime."

[Woman] "What do we do, Frank?"

[1st Man] "In this kind of situation, there's only one thing that we can do, and that's --"

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-not that the nature of men and women--that the pleasure is in the learning of each other…………..
(Natira, "For the World is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky")

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kids were Rocking ‘Round The Clock, we were hopping and bopping to the Crocodile Rock Well,
Crocodile Rocking is something shocking when your feet just can't keep still,
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh lawdy mama, those Friday nights when

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"dreams become more important than reality, you give up travel, building, creating;you even forgot how to repair the machines left behind by your ancestors. You just sit living other lives left behind in the…………..

(Vina, "The Menagerie")

… indeed, it is a little known fact that Friedrich der Große was somewhat obsessed with space travel, including a concept he recorded in his personal diary as "Die Stellare
Reise". In this diary, he postulated that humanity could be united in a joint venture to explore and colonize space. His vision was best summed up by his statement, "Um dahin zu gehen, wo kein Mensch zuvor gewesen".

Friedrich even went so far as to engage a number of astronomers and engineers to design a vessel that would enable him to travel in space, which he decided to name, "The --

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"Spruce Goose", the largest aircraft ever built, and piloted by Howard Hughes himself, made an historic test flight today, the second of November, 1947. The behemoth flew 70 feet above the water and flew for about a mile before landing…………….

…in a giant, steaming pile of triceratops poop! I thought the whole scene was ludicrous!

Well, I thought it was a great scene and without it, "Jurassic Park" would have been a significant amount of ambience! I give the film a thumbs-up!

And I give it a thumbs-down. That's all for tonight; join Siskel and me as we take a look at the rollicking new comedy, "Dazed and Confused", starring --

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…Rin-Tin-Tin Jr. and Rex, the King of the Wild Horses, also starring Kane Richmond and Smiley Burnett. Showing during Saturday matinees at the Loews Commodore on 2nd avenue and…

Penny Lane there is a fireman with an hourglass
And in his pocket is a portrait of the queen
He likes to keep his fire engine clean
It's a clean machine

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-Gun Kelly was a clumsy, two-bit petty thief, goaded into bigger and badder things by a publicity-hungry wife; legend has it that when Kelly was finally captured by the FBI, he had a smile on his face, as if relieved to get………..

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… ready to RUMBLLLLLE!!!

Sunday! SUNDAY!! SUNDAY!!!

Monster truck fun for the whole family! See truck-on-truck action! Steel-cage racing! Tractor pulls!

Bring the kids! Bring the folks! BRING EVERYONE!!!

This Sunday only, at Vagisil Stadium! Tickets sales start at 8:00 on Friday! Be there or be --

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-"auty is transitory."
"Beauty survives.
(Spock and Kirk, "That Which Survives")

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Oh as long as i know how to love
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
And I'll survive
I will survive

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"and Advance". The story of N.C. State's 1983 tournament run that culminated with Lorenzo Charle's game-winning dunk, inspires and amazes just in………

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time to be born, a time to die
A time to plant, a time to reap
A time to kill, a time to heal
A time to laugh, a time to weep

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