War Monkey | 10 Apr 2013 9:07 a.m. PST |
Streaking across the field again, and the officials are trying to catch the two women running and bouncing along in their <click> |
Frederick the not so great | 10 Apr 2013 12:21 p.m. PST |
"demise is imminent". Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?" "Uh, I think so Brain, but where at this time of the night are we going to find a duck and a hose and a
<click> |
Covert Walrus | 10 Apr 2013 3:54 p.m. PST |
COMFY CHAIR!!!" *gasp* " Not. . . Not – The Comfy Chair!" "YES!! The Comfy Chair! That put the fear of -" <click> |
The Shadow | 10 Apr 2013 8:13 p.m. PST |
Kraft cheese between the crackers. Mmmmm
boy! What a taste treat, and perfect for the holidays. There's something about Kraft cheese and crackers that
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skippy0001 | 10 Apr 2013 9:44 p.m. PST |
ripped a hole in the space-time continuum that's constantly
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snurl1 | 10 Apr 2013 11:35 p.m. PST |
changeing the way Americans spend their leisure time again and again. Why just five short years ago, If Mrs. Smith wanted to listen to <click> |
The Shadow | 11 Apr 2013 5:52 a.m. PST |
"Papa Loves Mambo" by Perry Como. Followed by "Three Coins in the
>click< |
Frederick the not so great | 11 Apr 2013 8:18 a.m. PST |
"same thing we do every night Pinky, try to take over the world!" "Let me think about that for a second Brain." "don't hurt yourself Pinkie, you may
<click> |
javelin98 | 11 Apr 2013 8:58 a.m. PST |
oppose the thumb and index finger. Further research has shown that opposable thumbs are but one advantage enjoyed by primates over other species of animals. Other advantages include -- <click> |
Frederick the not so great | 11 Apr 2013 1:11 p.m. PST |
"d in the meal are two all beef patties, special sauce, lettace, cheese, onions, pickles on a sesame bun, fries, and a large
. <click> |
War Monkey | 11 Apr 2013 2:02 p.m. PST |
Red headed woodpecker, are generally not seen in these parts, but if you sit really quietly you may hear or even see a red breasted <ckick> |
Covert Walrus | 11 Apr 2013 2:50 p.m. PST |
the walls, supported by musket volley fire from the rear, and swarmed into the fortifications. The defender's response was textbook for this period, in that they - <click> |
javelin98 | 11 Apr 2013 3:36 p.m. PST |
were single-celled organisms of the most primitive kind. Pasteur then found that, if he heated the fluid to at least -- <click> |
War Monkey | 11 Apr 2013 10:02 p.m. PST |
a M6.5-class sun storm, a relatively mid-level flare on the scale of <click> |
Frederick the not so great | 12 Apr 2013 7:10 a.m. PST |
"all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into"
. <click> |
The Shadow | 12 Apr 2013 8:19 a.m. PST |
a lucrative career as an illustrator. All you have to do is draw a picture and send it in with a 25 dollar processing fee, and we'll send you
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Frederick the not so great | 12 Apr 2013 8:46 a.m. PST |
"see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend; those with loaded guns and those who dig. You
. <click> |
Covert Walrus | 12 Apr 2013 2:04 p.m. PST |
- bunch of sickly looking apes – no, not "apes", you don't rate that high! You pack of weak, slovenly monkeys will immediately form up into what you laughingly call order and prepare to – <click> |
Frederick the not so great | 12 Apr 2013 2:26 p.m. PST |
"-day, I consider myself (self-self-self), the luckiest man (man-man-man) on the face of the
.. <click> |
Last Hussar | 12 Apr 2013 4:39 p.m. PST |
Zsa Zsa Gabor. Charlie Sheen is rumoured to have signed a deal to
<click> |
(Major Disaster) | 12 Apr 2013 5:13 p.m. PST |
perform veterinary prostate exams on the male Silverback Gorillas at the San Diego Zoo. He's more than qualified and also exhibits a special rapport with the smaller primates as well, which is necessary in performing invasive
<click> |
Ed Mohrmann | 12 Apr 2013 6:26 p.m. PST |
method of investigating the books of any given business. Of course, the guilty will <click> |
snurl1 | 12 Apr 2013 11:52 p.m. PST |
"Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level"! |
Last Hussar | 13 Apr 2013 8:00 a.m. PST |
Although whether President Obama actually said this remains debatable, and it seems more likely the order to the Pentagon was
<click> |
snurl1 | 13 Apr 2013 1:51 p.m. PST |
"Everyone Attack" and it turned into a bar room blitz. And the girl in the corner said <click>
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Covert Walrus | 13 Apr 2013 2:12 p.m. PST |
"it's rather small, isn't it, Tom?" "Ha ha ha, Betty, you just keep an eye on it when it's in action! It WILL surprise -" <click> |
Last Hussar | 13 Apr 2013 2:42 p.m. PST |
Angela Merkle, who said she would use it to
<<click>> |
Platybeladon | 14 Apr 2013 2:46 a.m. PST |
play "Danny Boy", "On Mother Kelly's Doorstep" and all the other classic tunes you've come to associate with
<click> |
Last Hussar | 14 Apr 2013 11:30 a.m. PST |
Muslim extremists. In Kabul
<click> |
War Monkey | 14 Apr 2013 3:15 p.m. PST |
Lost today and was eliminated in round five of the girls volley ball play offs, in sunny <click> |
snurl1 | 14 Apr 2013 4:55 p.m. PST |
and Cher's new hit single, "I've got you <click> |
War Monkey | 14 Apr 2013 5:38 p.m. PST |
Pegged like a stuck pig in an Alabama outhouse in mid <click> |
Frederick the not so great | 15 Apr 2013 7:39 a.m. PST |
-dle linebacker Dick Butkus has twelve tackles today against the Lions after only two quarters! That man is a monster in
<click> |
Last Hussar | 15 Apr 2013 11:00 a.m. PST |
his underpants. He was arrested and
<click> |
Platybeladon | 15 Apr 2013 11:53 a.m. PST |
went on to mainstream success, playing a style of rock that was influenced by punk, reggae, and jazz. The group disbanded in 1986, but reunited in early 2007 for a
. <click> |
Frederick the not so great | 15 Apr 2013 12:35 p.m. PST |
"census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice
. <click> |
javelin98 | 15 Apr 2013 4:20 p.m. PST |
barrel of light sweet crude. Prices also fell on natural gas today, down from a high of -- <click> |
capncarp | 15 Apr 2013 4:33 p.m. PST |
110 degrees, doctor, but we're not sure if any permanent damage resulted from the fever. We gave him alcohol rubs, had fans blowing on him constantly, and at one point, in desperation packed 10 pounds of ice in
click |
The Shadow | 15 Apr 2013 6:28 p.m. PST |
a martini. Shaken, not
>click< |
snurl1 | 15 Apr 2013 9:43 p.m. PST |
frozen in a block of ice since the dawn of time, the giant Yeti was brought in a pack train across the Himalayan mountains of Nepal and is on display for your inspection inside the <click> |
Covert Walrus | 16 Apr 2013 2:08 a.m. PST |
main entrance, we see the gothic archway so typical of the period, where the procession of - <click> |
The Shadow | 16 Apr 2013 6:44 a.m. PST |
cloaked men walked slowly through dungeon while The Shadow, hidden in the
>click< |
Frederick the not so great | 16 Apr 2013 7:17 a.m. PST |
"re's no place like home, (clicking heels) there's no place like home:
.. <click> |
javelin98 | 16 Apr 2013 3:45 p.m. PST |
--work! But the teacher preaches class like he's some kind of jerk! You gotta fight! For your right! To -- |
The Shadow | 16 Apr 2013 8:34 p.m. PST |
to destroy all past records of the "Beastie Boys". Ming. These are important records of a past era when music suffered an incredible decline. Do not defy me Zarkov! Destroy all records. Destroy them
>click< |
snurl1 | 16 Apr 2013 10:53 p.m. PST |
You will see! I would not eat them in a tree, I do not like them Sam, you see. I would not eat them on a train, I would not eat them in the rain. I would not, could not, with a fox, I would not, could not in a <click> |
Covert Walrus | 17 Apr 2013 4:43 a.m. PST |
million years!" Awww, come on, Eth . . . Just a quick -" <click> |
Ed Mohrmann | 17 Apr 2013 5:26 a.m. PST |
-ie, Ellie, please ?' 'Jim-Roy, Ah h'ain't finished braidin' m' toe hair, so <click> |
Frederick the not so great | 17 Apr 2013 9:56 a.m. PST |
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?" "Wuh, I think so, Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already"
<click> |
Pyrate Captain | 17 Apr 2013 11:09 a.m. PST |
Wow!
..Was that a weird dream. I can still get three more hours sleep. Lights out again. <click> |