Covert Walrus | 28 Mar 2013 5:43 p.m. PST |
null and void as currency, nevertheless still valuable for it's metal content and of course by collectors. The social implications of this have been diverse and - <click> |
(Major Disaster) | 28 Mar 2013 7:39 p.m. PST |
disquietingly perverse. Why would anyone want to insert a 9 inch bamboo sliver lengthwise through their
<click> |
The Shadow | 28 Mar 2013 8:30 p.m. PST |
nuts! Tell that to General Luttwitz. But General McAuliffe, that would mean
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(Major Disaster) | 28 Mar 2013 8:55 p.m. PST |
Santa Claus is coming to town! He knows when you are sleeping; he knows when you are
<click> |
Frederick the not so great | 29 Mar 2013 8:04 a.m. PST |
"you doing well this morning Tragg? "Oh, hello Mason. I'm glad to see you in a good humor. Now sit down and let me make you"
<click> |
(Major Disaster) | 29 Mar 2013 9:45 a.m. PST |
scratch those fleas. You really need to purchase a flea collar. It would make it so much more
<click> |
Frederick the not so great | 29 Mar 2013 10:22 a.m. PST |
better Natasha that I kill moose and squirrel with bomb! But Boriiiis, you have tried to kill moose and squirrel 485 times with no luck. It's 486 times Natasha, but who's
.. <click> |
Platybeladon | 29 Mar 2013 11:01 a.m. PST |
Alma Cogan. So withhout further ado here's "Never Do a Tango With a
.." <click> |
The Shadow | 29 Mar 2013 11:56 a.m. PST |
crocodile! It's headed toward Boy. Jane stay here. Tarzan save
>click< |
(Major Disaster) | 29 Mar 2013 6:15 p.m. PST |
chewing gum for later. I stuck it under the desk in Mrs. Slagmeyer's third period remedial
<click> |
snurl1 | 29 Mar 2013 7:20 p.m. PST |
mathmatics and division, or anything we did, exposing every weakness how another kid did <click>
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Last Hussar | 30 Mar 2013 10:54 a.m. PST |
500 kg of cannabis <click> |
Platybeladon | 30 Mar 2013 12:37 p.m. PST |
a bone china tea service, electric light and a cuddly toy!" "Congratulations, you've remembered 10 of the 25 objects you were shown so you win
. <click> |
The Shadow | 30 Mar 2013 2:44 p.m. PST |
two tons of bat guano. Mr. J.T. Cofnowski of Wingnut, Kentucky informed us that "diggin' that much bat poop ain't no easy task". And I think that we all agree that
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snurl1 | 30 Mar 2013 6:54 p.m. PST |
all you touch and all you see, is all your life will ever be <click> |
Frederick the not so great | 01 Apr 2013 7:02 a.m. PST |
"fore we go on Bullwinle, it says here that for you to inherit the fortune, you have to spend the weekend in the ancestral home, Abominable Manor." "That's no problem Rocky,I've been living in abominable manner all my"
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snurl1 | 01 Apr 2013 9:48 p.m. PST |
life's been good to me so far. My Maserati does 185, I lost my liscense, now I don't <click>
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Covert Walrus | 02 Apr 2013 4:50 a.m. PST |
stop, thinking about tomorrow! Don't stop, it'll soon be - <click> |
Frederick the not so great | 02 Apr 2013 8:03 a.m. PST |
"cause moose and squirrel are slippery Natasha". "But Boris, is moose you said you killed in previous episode?" "Look, it's his show, if he wants to be hard to kill, let him
.. <click> |
The Shadow | 02 Apr 2013 10:01 a.m. PST |
move a little closer. If we startle him he's liable to strike. Awww go blow your jets Tom. He's not gonna attack. And even if he does, this space suit is too thick to penetrate. I'll just
YOW!!! His stinger went right though my suit and my tongue ith thwelling up
an my thuit ith thtarting to melt
an my feet are
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(Major Disaster) | 02 Apr 2013 10:14 a.m. PST |
tasting the colors and seeing the sounds
.Wheeeee! This is good stuff
.need to take
. <click> |
Frederick the not so great | 02 Apr 2013 12:17 p.m. PST |
"your hands off me. What's the meaning of this? "Military Intelligence Mr. Rocket Squirrel, mean anything to you? "It sounds like a contradiction of
" <click> |
snurl1 | 02 Apr 2013 9:55 p.m. PST |
terms of the surrender were unconditional, as Travis knew they would be. He called all of the defenders into the compound, and used his sword to make a line in the dirt. "If any of you wish to leave, you may do so, but those who wish to remain should <click> |
Last Hussar | 03 Apr 2013 2:50 a.m. PST |
really force the lemon in to the chicken, then cover the whole thing with
<click> |
Frederick the not so great | 03 Apr 2013 7:16 a.m. PST |
The Wind, directed by Victor Fleming and starring Clark Gable, Vivien Leigh, and Trevor Howard, is now showing at the Lowes Theater. It is the great hit of the year and is a can't miss to win the award for the years greatest
.. <click> |
Covert Walrus | 03 Apr 2013 1:19 p.m. PST |
lawyer in America, Lyle Getemov, and I am of the representing of sqvuirrel!" "Gee, that's nice of you, Mister Getemov!" "Uh, Rocky, that illegal guy looks sorta familiar to me . . . " "Me too, Bullwinkle, but right now, I can't be choosy when it comes to -" <click> |
The Shadow | 03 Apr 2013 7:19 p.m. PST |
fine wine, always choose Roma. And now, back to
SUSPENSE! Tonight, we bring you Mister Carey Grant and Miss Ida Lupino in John Dickson Carr's famous story "The Curse of the Bronze
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snurl1 | 03 Apr 2013 10:22 p.m. PST |
shed. Until one day he was shootin' at some food, when up from the ground came a bubblin' crude. (oil, that is. Black gold. Texas Tea.) Well the first thing ya know Ole Jeds a millionaire, the kinfolks said, "Jed move away from <click>
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Ed Mohrmann | 04 Apr 2013 4:20 a.m. PST |
pillar to post, hand to mouth, etc. It's no way for a person to live, Williams, and I need a <click> |
Frederick the not so great | 04 Apr 2013 6:28 a.m. PST |
break from the world? SEE THE U S A IN YOUR CHEVROLET. Hit the road in your new 1965
<click> |
Ed Mohrmann | 04 Apr 2013 3:29 p.m. PST |
4
3
2..ABORT ABORT ABORT !' 'Sir, DC's on the criticomm circuit – what's the reason for the <click> |
snurl1 | 04 Apr 2013 9:36 p.m. PST |
long face Wilbur?" "well you havn't seemed to be yourself lately either, Ed." "Well, I was born with a long face Wilbur, whats your <click> |
Ed Mohrmann | 05 Apr 2013 5:27 a.m. PST |
pleasure, sir ?' 'Something tall and cold and full of gin, Joe.' 'Excuse me ? Sir, you're speaking of my wife ! And I won't <click> |
Frederick the not so great | 05 Apr 2013 7:35 a.m. PST |
"hit you pilgrim". "Now Mr. McClintock, don't loose your temper! "Why I haven't lost my temper in twenty-odd years", "But I won't, I won't, the hell I won't
.. <click> |
snurl1 | 05 Apr 2013 9:43 p.m. PST |
be seen with a red-nosed <click> |
Covert Walrus | 06 Apr 2013 1:56 a.m. PST |
into the docking bay, while a crew of space medics stood by to carry the injured into the space hospital " You seem to have got them here in time, I'm glad to say!" " So they'll be OK , Doc?" " Oh, certainly – Nothing like the combination of Interferon and penicillin to cure anything in the solar system!" " That's a relief - <cilck> |
snurl1 | 07 Apr 2013 12:26 p.m. PST |
from the steady drip drip drip of excess stomach acid. Try Doctor reccomended <click> |
Covert Walrus | 07 Apr 2013 2:16 p.m. PST |
a strong solution of white vinegar and bleach to clean off the initial mould, then scrub down with sugar soap before preparing - <click> |
Frederick the not so great | 08 Apr 2013 7:30 a.m. PST |
"the Way-back Machine for our new adventure Sherman". "Where are we going Mr. Peabody?" "We're going to the year 960, to jolly old England, and to the time of the Vikings". "Wow wee Mr. Peabody, all that raping, pillaging, and plundering!" "Now Now Sherman, you mother said you could go and that pillaging and plundering was ok but no
" <click> |
snurl1 | 08 Apr 2013 10:02 p.m. PST |
(tune of Scotland the Brave) Rape rape The bastards women Loot loot The guns and linen All we will leave behind Is bodies and their pregnant women Live or die its just as well We'll all meet again in hell Long live the king of England Up with the <click> |
War Monkey | 08 Apr 2013 11:12 p.m. PST |
belt sander going along the grain of your wood <click> |
Ed Mohrmann | 09 Apr 2013 5:15 a.m. PST |
-en teeth, like in the olden days, eh, Mom ?' 'No, Dear, the teeth will have to be made from <click> |
javelin98 | 09 Apr 2013 8:00 a.m. PST |
Fear! Fear and surprise-- Our *two* weapons are fear, surprise, and a ruthless efficiency-- *Three!* Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, a ruthless efficiency, and -- <click> |
Frederick the not so great | 09 Apr 2013 9:55 a.m. PST |
"now Bullwinkle, here to tell you everything about anything is Mr. Know-it-All". "Gee Rocky, do you think he can tell me where I placed my
. <click> |
War Monkey | 09 Apr 2013 10:02 a.m. PST |
strawberry cupcakes with white frosting and rainbow sprinkles, Oh what a wonderful |
Frederick the not so great | 09 Apr 2013 12:44 p.m. PST |
"day to take over the world Pinky!" "Egad! You astound me Brain!" "That's a simple task
<click> |
The Shadow | 09 Apr 2013 5:52 p.m. PST |
et. A green and yellow basket. I bought a basket for my mommie. On the way I dropped it. I dropped it. I dropped it. Yes on the way I dropped it. A little girlie picked it up and took it to the
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War Monkey | 09 Apr 2013 10:19 p.m. PST |
Chicken Barn today's special for just five ninety-nine you get two <click> |
snurl1 | 09 Apr 2013 11:34 p.m. PST |
hours of pushin broom rents an 8 x 10 1 bed room, I'm a man of means by no means, king of the <click>
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The Shadow | 10 Apr 2013 7:39 a.m. PST |
of the Royal Mounted". Chapter 2 "Winged Death" Starring Allan "Rocky" Lane. Also Hopalong Cassidy in "The Bar 20 Rides Again" and Johnny Mack Brown in "Law and
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