| (Major Disaster) | 20 Mar 2013 6:59 a.m. PST |
the aftermath of post-partum depression, a condition that renders the new mother…
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Ed Mohrmann  | 20 Mar 2013 7:10 a.m. PST |
of all tuna melts, and only $5.99 USD at Cremmins Auto Drive-
Thru ! Today through Saturday ONLY ! Come on <click> |
| Frederick the not so great | 20 Mar 2013 7:20 a.m. PST |
and twist it on out
Work it on out
You know you twist you little girl
You know you twist……
<Click> |
 javelin98 | 20 Mar 2013 8:24 a.m. PST |
…the reactor core into a state of hyperconductivity. This led to the outbreak of the fire in Reactor #3, as cooling and containment systems failed one by one. As soon as he was notified, President Gorbachev decided to -- <click> |
| Frederick the not so great | 20 Mar 2013 11:51 a.m. PST |
far outside for ball three.
Drysdale's having a little control problem this afternoon Phil.
Yea, but he still seems to find a way to…….
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| snurl1 | 20 Mar 2013 4:39 p.m. PST |
roll three six-sided dice and total the result for each of the six attributes; Strength, Intellegence, Wisdom, Dexterity, Constitution, and
<click> |
| The Shadow | 20 Mar 2013 4:59 p.m. PST |
…the power to cloud men's minds so they cannot see him. Cranston's friend and companion, the lovely… >click< |
| (Major Disaster) | 20 Mar 2013 10:40 p.m. PST |
Angus Scrimm, also known as "the Tall Man", from the "Phantasm" series of horror movies, was originally discovered working as a…
<click> |
| snurl1 | 21 Mar 2013 3:25 a.m. PST |
waitress in a small cafe.
Clyde Barrow was the lover that took her away,
They both robbed and killed until both of them died,
An so goes the legend of Bonnie and
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| Frederick the not so great | 21 Mar 2013 7:18 a.m. PST |
Clydesdale horses which derived from farm horses of Clydesdale, Scotland. The Budweiser team will be on display at the opening of the St. Louis Arch. Also appearing will be……… <Click> |
| Ed Mohrmann | 21 Mar 2013 7:24 a.m. PST |
no more, since the allocation of funds was not <click> |
| javelin98 | 21 Mar 2013 8:45 a.m. PST |
In your heeaad, in your heeeeaaad,
Zombie! Zombie! Zombie-e-e-e!
What's in your -- <click> |
| Frederick the not so great | 21 Mar 2013 9:27 a.m. PST |
sinister mind Ming? asked a terrified Dale.
"Just the destruction of your boy friend Flash Gordon" he sneered.
"When he shows up to rescue you I"ll ambush him with the help of my winged henchmen".
"That's going to be difficult to accomplish"laughed Flash,
"especially since I'm standing"…….. <Click> |
| Platybeladon | 21 Mar 2013 11:22 a.m. PST |
in my way" a track from the Debravation CD by Debbie Harry, and now a Blondie classic "Heart of…. <click> |
| snurl1 | 21 Mar 2013 7:46 p.m. PST |
the Empire, Altdorf, is where the Emperor Karl Franz, descendant of Sigmar, rules the land and wages constant war against
<click> |
| (Major Disaster) | 21 Mar 2013 9:02 p.m. PST |
John Q. Public, just your average American taxpayer and all-around…
<click> |
| Ed Mohrmann | 22 Mar 2013 5:02 a.m. PST |
jerk of the first magnitude !' 'A bit harsh in your assessment, Smithers. Perhaps
you'd prefer <click> |
| Frederick the not so great | 22 Mar 2013 6:29 a.m. PST |
"a vodka martini Mr. Bond",
"Yes, yes I would, but make it shaken, not"………….
<Click> |
| (Major Disaster) | 22 Mar 2013 7:17 a.m. PST |
a viscuous, slimy organic lubricant that coats the small intestine of the gastropodal organism commonly referred to as…
<click> |
| The Shadow | 22 Mar 2013 7:35 a.m. PST |
…Campbells Mushroom Soup! Yes friends, there's nothing like a steaming bowl of… >click< |
| Frederick the not so great | 22 Mar 2013 7:49 a.m. PST |
"As the World Turns". On todays episode, Beverly is dealing with her pregnant sister, carrying the child of her father-in-laws, brother, nephew Broderick. While Broderick is on the run from the law for aggravated assault on his neighbor's toy-poodle Bubba, and Charlie has just graduated from Harvard but is too stupid to see……..
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| Covert Walrus | 22 Mar 2013 9:02 p.m. PST |
the changing of the Guard at Buckingham Palce today. Though clearly intoxicated, the young women made their cause known by clearly yelling the slogan - < Click > |
| The Shadow | 22 Mar 2013 10:38 p.m. PST |
…kill for the love of killing! Kill for the love of Kali! Kill…kill… >click< |
| Ed Mohrmann | 23 Mar 2013 6:47 a.m. PST |
-ing the legislation by leaving it in committee without
sufficient votes to bring it to <click> |
| Platybeladon | 23 Mar 2013 7:13 a.m. PST |
the boil before adding the garlic, cloves and veg. Bring down the heat and let it simmer for about an hour then add the final ingredients including the half a pound of chopped…. <click> |
| snurl1 | 23 Mar 2013 7:20 a.m. PST |
Bananas!
Daylight come an I wan' go home,
Daylight come an I wan' go home.
Hey Mr tally man
Tally me bananas
Daylight come an I wan'
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| The Shadow | 23 Mar 2013 7:36 a.m. PST |
…der through this wonderland alone
Never knowing my right foot from my left
My hat from my… >click< |
| Ed Mohrmann | 24 Mar 2013 6:24 a.m. PST |
Stars ! How does Mars make such wonderful <click> |
| snurl1 | 24 Mar 2013 8:26 p.m. PST |
chocolate? No one has ever been seen coming in or going out of the old factory for over 20 years, but one night a few years back smoke started coming out from the chimneys just like when your grandpa Joe
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| javelin98 | 25 Mar 2013 8:49 a.m. PST |
… was ordered to stay 50 yards away at all times. Attorneys for the superstar have denied that any such improprieties ever took place, but rather blame a mix of media sensationalism and -- <click> |
| Frederick the not so great | 25 Mar 2013 10:26 a.m. PST |
"the house is on fire, your father fell down the well, and we're being invaded by communists."
Timmy, have Lassie go get the fire department, the local rescue squad and the United States Army!"
Lassie, go get the…………..
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| flooglestreet | 26 Mar 2013 7:49 a.m. PST |
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| (Major Disaster) | 26 Mar 2013 8:49 a.m. PST |
check for your baggage, missy? You say it is covered in synthetic….
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| Frederick the not so great | 26 Mar 2013 10:16 a.m. PST |
"material witness stated Perry Mason", and as such cannot be questioned by the prosecutor due to habeus……
<click> |
| (Major Disaster) | 26 Mar 2013 4:12 p.m. PST |
flagrante dilecto, in other words, caught in the act of engaging in illicit extra-marital…
<click> |
| Frederick the not so great | 27 Mar 2013 7:13 a.m. PST |
"affairs of the heart do not concern us Della" stated Perry Mason. "Try thinking like a woman for once Della".
"Alright Perry, but it's going to get"…………..
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| The Shadow | 27 Mar 2013 7:49 a.m. PST |
…a job
Sha na na na…sha na na na naaa
Bah doo
Sha na na na…sha na na na naaa
Bha doo
Sha na na na…sha na na na naaa
Bha doo
Sha na na na…sha na na na naaa
Ah yip yip yip yip yip yip yip
Mum mum mum mum mum mum
Get a… >click< |
| Frederick the not so great | 27 Mar 2013 9:24 a.m. PST |
"job as an usher Bullwinkle, what experiences do you have"?
"Well Rocky, I've been in the dark for most of my life"….. |
| snurl1 | 27 Mar 2013 11:10 a.m. PST |
amongst the tribesmen of the Serrengeti, fierce bushmen who would trail a wild elephant for days before
<click> |
| Frederick the not so great | 27 Mar 2013 11:46 a.m. PST |
"We start the show Bullwinkle, do you know what an A-Bomb is?
"Sure Rocky, people have been calling this show a bomb for….
<click> |
| javelin98 | 27 Mar 2013 12:53 p.m. PST |
…Pope Francis I. Being the first South American pope, there are high expectations that he will -- <click> |
| Covert Walrus | 27 Mar 2013 1:40 p.m. PST |
and testament of Doctor William Cuckpowder. *ahem* I bequeath the bulk of my estate to my nephew, Royston Moleposture, on the proviso that every month - < click > |
| Artraccoon | 27 Mar 2013 2:23 p.m. PST |
…he has jock itch! And that's gonna hurt his game! What he needs is-- <click> |
| The Shadow | 27 Mar 2013 5:38 p.m. PST |
…a year in the pen! Dear officer Krupke we're down on our knees
'cause no one wants a fella with a social disease
It ain't were delinquents. We're misunderstood
Deep down inside us there is… >click< |
| snurl1 | 27 Mar 2013 11:41 p.m. PST |
A whole lotta love,
yes a whole lotta love.
You need schoolin'
Baby I aint foolin'
<click>
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| Frederick the not so great | 28 Mar 2013 7:09 a.m. PST |
yourself if you don't believe it
Your kidding yourself if you don't believe it
How can you be such an angry young man
When your future looks quite………
<click> |
| Platybeladon | 28 Mar 2013 11:48 a.m. PST |
unlike an elephant, which has a short neck, trunk and tusks. This creature was described as having a long neck, no trunk and only a… <click> |
| The Shadow | 28 Mar 2013 11:52 a.m. PST |
…50 caliber machine gun mounted on top. This was mainly used as an ant-aircraft gun, but it could also be used as… >click< |
| Frederick the not so great | 28 Mar 2013 12:15 p.m. PST |
The World Turns, brought to you by Proctor and Gamble's dish washing detergent. On todays episode, John resigns from the hospital in disgrace due to perfoming an unneeded surgury on Mayor Jones, Cory takes off to go to the local cult, and Barbie dissolves her relationship with Tony due to his enlarged……..
<click> |
| The Shadow | 28 Mar 2013 4:39 p.m. PST |
…head! By Jove Holmes. Why would anyone enlarge a head. Elementary my dear Watson. This process was invented by the dread Ookabolaponga tribe of central Africa. They enlarged heads, rather than shrunk them, to make these prized trophys more impressive. The largest head was considered to be… >click< |
likes the look of the Soviet KV-1 tank, and plunges into a project to paint three of them - plus a spare KV-2 turret!
