flooglestreet | 27 Feb 2013 8:05 a.m. PST |
alley oop oop oop oop-oop There's a guy in the funny papers we all <click> YouTube link |
javelin98 | 28 Feb 2013 11:11 a.m. PST |
-- created an international incident when they attempted to forcibly remove his -- <click> |
Platybeladon | 28 Feb 2013 11:44 a.m. PST |
lamb meatballs in a spicy ragu sauce. First go along to your local butcher and ak him for a
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snurl1 | 01 Mar 2013 4:26 a.m. PST |
double shot of my baby's <click>
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The Shadow | 01 Mar 2013 5:51 p.m. PST |
red hot! Yore gal ain't doodley squat! My baby's red hot! Yore gal ain't
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Platybeladon | 02 Mar 2013 10:32 a.m. PST |
Buffy the Vampire Slayer. At the end of last weeks episode a new vampire had arrived in Sunnydale, Willow had been taken by a demon and Xander had just
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Ed Mohrmann | 02 Mar 2013 11:19 a.m. PST |
is the Wheel! It's perfectly symmetrical, yet -' 'Cut tne mumbo-jumbo, old man, and get on with <click> |
The Shadow | 02 Mar 2013 12:47 p.m. PST |
with the show! Joining George and Gracie tonight are Adolph Menjou, Betty Hutton and singing sensation
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snurl1 | 03 Mar 2013 12:18 a.m. PST |
Bennie and the Jets Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful Oh Bennie she's really keen She's got electric boots a mohair suit You know I read it in a magazine <click>
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Ed Mohrmann | 03 Mar 2013 7:12 a.m. PST |
emptied on full-auto, Lieutenant ! Choppped 'em up pretty good !' 'Is that so, Weldon ? How many of those inoffensive shirts hanging on the line do you think you really <click> |
The Shadow | 03 Mar 2013 11:36 a.m. PST |
have a chance against me Holmes? Moriarty
may I draw your attention to the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time Holmes. That was the curious incident my dear fellow. Now if
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javelin98 | 05 Mar 2013 10:37 a.m. PST |
you suffer from chronic hemorrhoids, ask your doctor about Hirtznomor! Caution: Side effects may include uterine hemorrhage, birth defects, bleeding of the intestine, cardiovascular disease, deafness, kidney failure, dementia, depression, hepatic injury, diabetes, diarrhea, erectile dysfunction, fever, poliomyelitis, glaucoma, hair loss, anemia, leukemia, hypertension, insomnia, lactic acidosis, mania, liver damage, melasma, thrombosis, priapism, rhabdomyolysis, seizures, drowsiness, increase in appetite, stroke, heart attack, suicidal tendencies, tardive dyskinesia, psychotic episodes, paranoid delusion, double-vision, and -- <click> |
Covert Walrus | 05 Mar 2013 4:30 p.m. PST |
-barratry on the low seas!" " I'm surprised at you, Holmes – You must be well aware that I suffer from seasickness . . . " " Utterly irrelevant, as I'm sure you recall the Affair of the Elasticated Eggwhisk, wherein you attempted -" <click> |
flooglestreet | 05 Mar 2013 7:59 p.m. PST |
muggery with intent to wump or some such foolish <click> |
The Shadow | 05 Mar 2013 9:11 p.m. PST |
things remind me of youuu
See the market place in old Algiers Send me photographs and souvenirs Just remember when a dream appears You belong to
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Ed Mohrmann | 06 Mar 2013 6:52 a.m. PST |
dream a horrific nightmare, just ingest some of Auntie Griselda's cooking ! Guaranteed to put you <click> |
javelin98 | 06 Mar 2013 12:17 p.m. PST |
on the path to a new level of peace and enlightenment. Hubbardology has transformed the lives of millions. For your free informational pamphlet, please call -- <click> |
Ed Mohrmann | 06 Mar 2013 12:50 p.m. PST |
on the reserves of strength built up by months of exercise in the gym ! What ??? You didn't exercise ?!?!? Sorry, you'll have to go down <click> |
The Shadow | 06 Mar 2013 1:47 p.m. PST |
Moses
way down in Egypt laaaand Tell old
Pharaoh-oh
to let my people
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flooglestreet | 06 Mar 2013 1:50 p.m. PST |
Twist again, like we did last summer lets twist again, like we did <click> YouTube link |
Platybeladon | 07 Mar 2013 11:56 a.m. PST |
in Tibet, just after the first attempt on the North face of Everest. I remember how every evening the sherpas would
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Frederick the not so great | 07 Mar 2013 12:27 p.m. PST |
Who's on first, what's on second! <click> |
javelin98 | 07 Mar 2013 12:38 p.m. PST |
Third, and most importantly, you must be certain to grip the plant near to the roots, as you otherwise may tear away important leaves and shoots, leading to the problem of -- <click> |
Frederick the not so great | 07 Mar 2013 1:16 p.m. PST |
Flatulance, do you suffer from the embarressing odor of <click> |
Platybeladon | 10 Mar 2013 4:25 a.m. PST |
role playing. A game may take many sessions to complete and can often lead into further
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Ed Mohrmann | 11 Mar 2013 6:20 a.m. PST |
-ing the ambitious schemes of the EVIL Doctor Phil, well-known for <click> |
javelin98 | 11 Mar 2013 11:31 a.m. PST |
-- coming into the curve at a good 220 miles per hour, with Dale Earnhardt Jr. close on his tail! He seems to have recovered his confidence from that horrible accident last year in -- <click> |
snurl1 | 12 Mar 2013 3:27 p.m. PST |
Sleepy Hollow, juat about a mile from the old bridge, where they still say that on a foggy evening in the fall you can hear the <click> |
Ed Mohrmann | 13 Mar 2013 5:52 p.m. PST |
creaking of the bridge's wooden supports grew louder and louder, until, with a gigantic CRACK !, the structure collapsed into the <click> |
javelin98 | 14 Mar 2013 4:11 p.m. PST |
"
Thames." "What!?" "Oh, did you like her?" "Yes!" "Oh well, we won't dump her, then. Well, what do you think: we can burn her or bury her?" "Well, um, which would you recommend?" "Well they're both nasty. If we burn her, she gets stuffed in the flames – crackle, crackle, crackle! – which is a bit of a shock if she's not quite dead, but quick. And then we give you a beautiful urn full of ashes which you can pretend are hers." "Oh!" "Or, if we bury her she gets eaten up lots of weevils and nasty maggots – nibble, nibble, nibble! – which as I said before is a bit of a shock if she's not quite dead." "I see. Well, I'm not quite sure she's definitely dead." "Well, let's have a look! Where is she?" <click> |
Ed Mohrmann | 14 Mar 2013 6:03 p.m. PST |
was the optician's daughter, and she certainly made a spectacle of <click> |
The Shadow | 14 Mar 2013 8:12 p.m. PST |
all of us to all of you from Rexall! Now back to Amos & Andy! Kingfish! Dat Madam Queen done roped me into da condition of bein' married an' I ain't ready for no holy deadlock! Well Andy, as repulsive as dat sounds, ya gots to admit dat Madam Queen is quite a
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snurl1 | 15 Mar 2013 5:23 a.m. PST |
Heartbreaker. Love taker Heartbreaker don't you mess around with me, Your a <click>
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Frederick the not so great | 15 Mar 2013 12:16 p.m. PST |
Jet all the way. From your first cigarette to your last
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The Shadow | 15 Mar 2013 12:51 p.m. PST |
of the Mohicans". Starring Randolph Scott, Bruce cabot and Binnie Barnes. "An action packed version of this classic tale" says Walter Winchell of the Daily Mirror. Begins this Friday at the Manhattan Paramount on Broadway near
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Ed Mohrmann | 15 Mar 2013 1:23 p.m. PST |
-miss ! Crank in another degree of azimuth and fire !' 'Uh, sir, that was the last of the ready ammunition.' 'Then fire starshell, or whatever <click> |
Frederick the not so great | 15 Mar 2013 1:39 p.m. PST |
you desire she said with a smile while lighting his cigarette. Philip Marlowe looked at her with a sneer and said, "lady your a
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javelin98 | 15 Mar 2013 4:49 p.m. PST |
fetid cesspool of industrial waste. However, great promise is being shown by a new breed of bacteria that can digest and break down such waste into such harmless side products as -- <click> |
snurl1 | 15 Mar 2013 5:18 p.m. PST |
brown paper packages tied up with string, These are a few of my favorite <click>
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Covert Walrus | 15 Mar 2013 11:30 p.m. PST |
- Martian! yes, America's favourite comedy is now on - <click> |
Ed Mohrmann | 16 Mar 2013 5:47 a.m. PST |
your marks – get set -' 'Wait wait ! The sun angle's wrong for the camera! We'll have to wait until <click> |
The Shadow | 16 Mar 2013 8:57 a.m. PST |
the sun shine's Nellie. And the clouds go drifting by. We will be happy Nellie. Don't you
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snurl1 | 17 Mar 2013 4:51 a.m. PST |
know where the love of god goes, when the waves turn the minutes to hours? The searchers all say they'd have made Whitefish Bay, if they'd put <click>
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Ed Mohrmann | 17 Mar 2013 6:38 a.m. PST |
all that spare cash into MOON ROCKS CAFE – Cremmins' Industries latest venture into entertainment and food service ! The IPO will be on Tuesday next and <click> |
snurl1 | 18 Mar 2013 4:50 a.m. PST |
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hurl the gauntlet of science into the frightful face of death itself! Tonight we will mock the earthquake! Tonight we will ascend into the heavens, and penetrate into the very womb, of <click> |
javelin98 | 18 Mar 2013 8:46 a.m. PST |
Actress Sandra Bullock, which boasts five bedrooms, 4.5 baths, a parlor, a ballroom, a third floor that was unfinished when purchased, an enormous outdoor pool, and a helicopter landing pad. Visitors say that the Victorian feel is enhanced by many charming trim and moulding pieces, as well as a newly-installed suite of -- <click> |
Frederick the not so great | 19 Mar 2013 6:52 a.m. PST |
you to say that mam, but I'm just doing what I was meant to do, saving folks and righting wrongs. We must be going Kemosabe. Yes, your right Tonto and he sais as he swung into the saddle, tipping his hat to the
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Ed Mohrmann | 19 Mar 2013 7:07 a.m. PST |
left and to the right, but totally ignoring those directly to his front, which leads to <click> |
Frederick the not so great | 19 Mar 2013 10:40 a.m. PST |
tickets in my pocket, now baby, we're gonna disappear. We've waited so long, waited so
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Platybeladon | 20 Mar 2013 2:36 a.m. PST |
Long and Thanks for all the Fish by Douglas Adams, the fourth book in the Hitch-hikers Guide to the Galaxy trilogy. Published in
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