snurl1 | 15 Jan 2013 12:16 a.m. PST |
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Norman D Landings | 15 Jan 2013 10:39 a.m. PST |
whose Snowbears are this season's winningest team in the USCA league!" "Is that
is that even a real thing, Mike?" "Yes Steve. Curling is a real sport, and it's, erm, very popular and highly skilled, and with every other major sporting franchise on strike, you best learn to get with it, otherwise the WKRD Sports Hour is going to be
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The Shadow | 15 Jan 2013 1:06 p.m. PST |
long. Very long. They say about 60 feet. But professor Hargitay, there is nothing on this island that's even close to that size. Your translation of what the natives said must be inaccurate. Why, I can't
hold on a second
what was that? It sounded like
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snurl1 | 15 Jan 2013 11:08 p.m. PST |
Godzilla! Oh no, there goes Tokyo, Go go ,click>
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Norman D Landings | 16 Jan 2013 6:30 a.m. PST |
dancing on tables at a Bangkok nightclub. It's a period of my life I had put behind me, and it has absolutely no bearing on my ability to carry out the duties of public office. I hope the voters of Fulton County will rise above this cheap attempt to smear
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Dunadan | 16 Jan 2013 9:27 a.m. PST |
the chocolate pudding across the ham in a smooth fashion, leaving your open faced choco-ham sandwich looking
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The Shadow | 16 Jan 2013 9:34 a.m. PST |
at this from Adolph Hitler's point of view; in "Mein Kampf" he wrote, "The state must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation." Of course, this means
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flooglestreet | 16 Jan 2013 7:26 p.m. PST |
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snurl1 | 17 Jan 2013 3:50 a.m. PST |
Lovely bunch of coconuts <click> |
Ed Mohrmann | 17 Jan 2013 5:17 a.m. PST |
are one of the few foods of micronesia to be imported into NW Europe, indicating a certain <click> |
Norman D Landings | 17 Jan 2013 10:02 a.m. PST |
tendency to walk into a room and forget what you went in for." "That's old age creeping up on you, Mike. I can't get a night's sleep these days without having to get up to
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snurl1 | 18 Jan 2013 4:39 a.m. PST |
Do a little dance, Make a little love, get <click>
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Ed Mohrmann | 19 Jan 2013 2:32 p.m. PST |
that noisy brat out of here ! This is a place for quiet contemplation, not the mewlings of <click> |
Norman D Landings | 19 Jan 2013 7:22 p.m. PST |
a thin person trapped inside me, trying to get out." "And you wrote 'Blame the Cake' to help others with the same problems?" "That's exactly right, Mike. I wanted to reach out to everyone who was too fat to <click> |
Platybeladon | 20 Jan 2013 5:24 a.m. PST |
dance in "Swan Lake" where I was given the part of one of the swans. On the night of my first performance I was so nervous that I
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Ed Mohrmann | 20 Jan 2013 7:29 a.m. PST |
had to go, y'see, and, well, I just 'went,' y'see, and the puddle, well, it caused <click> |
snurl1 | 20 Jan 2013 7:36 a.m. PST |
Superstition. Writing on the wall. There is <click>
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The Shadow | 20 Jan 2013 8:20 a.m. PST |
a house
in New Orleans
They caaaaaalll the riiiising sun
And it's been
the ruin
of many a poor girl
And Lord
I know
i'm one. That was the "The Rising Sun Blues". Sung by Georgia Turner on radio WHAS in Louisville. This next song is
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Norman D Landings | 20 Jan 2013 1:06 p.m. PST |
probably the leading cause of sterility among aseasonally-breeding Polled Dorset sheep." "And I'm sure we all share your concern, Clem. But what can our listeners do about it?" "Well, the first step is to write to us here at the John Deere Farmer's Hour, requesting our free information pack: 'All you need to know about
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The Shadow | 20 Jan 2013 9:32 p.m. PST |
this package is that it must arrive in Istanbul by the end of the month. Any other questions Harry? Only one. When do I get paid? I like you mister Lime. Your a pragmatist. After you meet our contact and deliver the package, he'll
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Platybeladon | 21 Jan 2013 11:37 a.m. PST |
throw up something really weird and unusual like, for example, a
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The Shadow | 21 Jan 2013 12:19 p.m. PST |
"Jabberwocky". By Lewis Carrol. Read to you tonight by Mister Gaylord Trimfellow. Thank you Lord Fescue. And now to begin. Ahem
`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the
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Norman D Landings | 21 Jan 2013 9:33 p.m. PST |
monthly meeting of the Fulton County Dyslexia Support Group. We've been asked to point out that this meeting will take place in the community centre in Kirstie Valley – NOT in 'Kirsty Alley' as previously advertised." "It's not like there's not room." "Oh, Lord. Please, Steve. Please don't do this
" "No, really. She boasts ample parking facilities and a full range of <click> |
snurl1 | 22 Jan 2013 7:06 a.m. PST |
rooms at the Hotel California, any time of year, you can find one here. Mirrors on the ceiling, Pink champaign on ice, and she said <click>
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javelin98 | 22 Jan 2013 4:41 p.m. PST |
Have you considered the fate of your immortal soul? Have you thought about your place in the universe? Hubbardology promises enlightening benefits and oneness with the universe for the low, low price of - <click> |
flooglestreet | 22 Jan 2013 6:41 p.m. PST |
sixpence jolly jolly sixpence I've got sixpence to last me all my <click> |
Norman D Landings | 22 Jan 2013 6:42 p.m. PST |
self-respect." "But you were the Gopher's mascot for twelve years, Dave. If it was so humilating, why'd you stick with it?" "I just didn't have no other clothes. I wore that gopher suit everywhere. It probably kept me out of Vietnam. No recruiting sergeant wanted anything to do with a giant
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snurl1 | 23 Jan 2013 4:16 a.m. PST |
groundhog resident of Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. On February 2 (Groundhog Day) of each year, the town of Punxsutawney celebrates the beloved groundhog with a festive atmosphere of music and food. During the ceremony, which begins well before the winter sunrise, Phil emerges from his temporary home on Gobbler's Knob, located in a rural area about 2 miles (3.2 km) east of town. According to the tradition, if Phil sees his shadow and returns to his hole, he has predicted six more weeks of winter-like weather. If Phil does not see his shadow, he has predicted an "early |
The Shadow | 23 Jan 2013 7:45 a.m. PST |
to bed and early to rise make a man healthy, wealthy and boring. (laughter) Umm, that isn't exactly the phrase we were looking for Mr. Marx. We like to keep things precise here on the Information Please program. Well, if you wanted to keep it precise, you should have brought on Zeppo. He's the genius of the family. (laughter) Alright Groucho, next time we'll
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Ed Mohrmann | 23 Jan 2013 8:02 a.m. PST |
be lucky to make it home at all, much less by daylight ! That 'shortcut' you put us onto was anything but, and don't ever <click> |
javelin98 | 23 Jan 2013 1:05 p.m. PST |
..split up! We might have a better chance of cornering the monster that way. Velma and Shaggy, you take Scoob and go up to the attic. Daphne and I will -- <click> |
Norman D Landings | 23 Jan 2013 4:48 p.m. PST |
release a dense spray of pheremones into the atmosphere. This stimulates every female in the vicinity to begin spawning, while the males take up prominent positions on rocks or branches and signal their dominance by
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flooglestreet | 23 Jan 2013 6:13 p.m. PST |
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snurl1 | 24 Jan 2013 2:40 a.m. PST |
A Dollar, To live on 'till next wednesday; So he spent it on <click>
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flooglestreet | 24 Jan 2013 10:54 a.m. PST |
parsley sage rosemary and thyme remember me <click> |
snurl1 | 25 Jan 2013 3:10 a.m. PST |
when you wish upon a star, it doesn't matter who you <click>
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Platybeladon | 25 Jan 2013 12:02 p.m. PST |
dust lightly with the icing sugar and then cover with the sprinkles. Next you can pour over the just warmed
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javelin98 | 25 Jan 2013 5:45 p.m. PST |
bodies being recovered from the rubble. According to government sources, at least six hundred -- <click> |
Platybeladon | 26 Jan 2013 8:38 a.m. PST |
degrees centigrade if you like it that cold. The unit comes in a gloss white finish but for an extra £10.00 GBP you can have.. <click> |
Covert Walrus | 26 Jan 2013 5:35 p.m. PST |
the whole thing torn up and replaced with an asphalt covering. Of course, if you do that - <click> |
Ed Mohrmann | 27 Jan 2013 4:54 a.m. PST |
will do, Madison, that will just do ! Your frustration is easy to understand, but such outbursts as your's will not <click> |
Platybeladon | 27 Jan 2013 12:26 p.m. PST |
butter no parsnips, as the saying goes, which in turn leads us to the question exactly where did that
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snurl1 | 28 Jan 2013 6:22 a.m. PST |
masked man come from? I was fixin tuh lite that thar fuse on the dynamite and blow up the safe when him an that injun feller <click> |
Ed Mohrmann | 28 Jan 2013 8:43 a.m. PST |
was a pitcher in MLB – Cleveland Indians, if memory serves, <click> |
snurl1 | 29 Jan 2013 12:26 a.m. PST |
Correctly answer the question and win One Million Dollars! Are you ready <click> |
Ed Mohrmann | 29 Jan 2013 11:45 a.m. PST |
for some Foosball ?!? It's <click> |
snurl1 | 30 Jan 2013 2:42 a.m. PST |
the most original soft drink ever in the whole wide <click> |
Ed Mohrmann | 30 Jan 2013 7:47 a.m. PST |
-receiver for the Dendrites semi-pro team in their final season. HIs stat-line is amazing in that he had no receptions, no yards, no TD's and no <click> |
The Shadow | 30 Jan 2013 8:27 a.m. PST |
.business like show business Like no business I know Everything about it is appealing Everything that traffic will allow Nowhere could you get that happy feeling When you are stealing
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Platybeladon | 30 Jan 2013 11:54 a.m. PST |
Elton John and Kikki Dee with their hit single
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