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khurasanminiatures19 Oct 2009 7:36 p.m. PST

There are lots of bad monster movies. Some of them, we love regardless of thier badness, or even because of it!

I'd love to know which monsters in really bad sci fi movies you guys love, and why you love them. I mean normal sized monsters, by the way, not kaiju (Japanese huge monsters).

My first thought was the rug monster from The Creeping Terror. I love his ruggishness, his gurgling roar, and his taste for the ladies, and when I say taste I mean it! Never has their been a more threatening length of cut pile!

Ok, you next ….

RavenscraftCybernetics19 Oct 2009 7:46 p.m. PST
Ratspike19 Oct 2009 7:55 p.m. PST

Robot Monster
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Personal logo Saber6 Supporting Member of TMP Fezian19 Oct 2009 8:00 p.m. PST

The Onion Monster from:

imdb.com/title/tt0049370

Cosmic Reset19 Oct 2009 8:05 p.m. PST

Creature from the black Lagoon.

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khurasanminiatures19 Oct 2009 8:06 p.m. PST

I thought the monster from "It Conquered the World" was the "Slice of Pizza" monster!

Irishserb, when I was a boy, I saved my pennies (literally) until I thought I had enough, put them in an envelope, and mailed them to the Aurora model company, with a request to please send me the Creature kit. All because the drug store in my neighborhood did not carry that kit, and neither did the local department store, a Great Eastern. (This was in 1969.) A few weeks later I got the change back thanking me for my interest but telling me that they did not sell direct. I was crushed!

Dragon Gunner19 Oct 2009 8:10 p.m. PST

Another vote for green slime.

khurasanminiatures19 Oct 2009 8:16 p.m. PST

The Greeeeeeen Slime!

Complete with late 60's obligatory Italian hottie ….

Dave at Ambush Alley Games19 Oct 2009 8:36 p.m. PST

The BEACH BALL alien in John Carpenter's Dark Star! Got to love it for being OH so bad!!! :)

21eRegt19 Oct 2009 8:39 p.m. PST

Godzilla!!!

rddfxx19 Oct 2009 8:54 p.m. PST

The Cyclops in Seventh Voyage of Sinbad.

Calaban in Clash of the Titans

The Stay Puft Marshmellow Man in Ghostbusters

Pictors Studio19 Oct 2009 9:02 p.m. PST

I don't know what the movie is, but this monster was some sort of giant green lizard that shot slime out of it's mouth and was apparently immune to the fire of tanks, howitzers and everything else the Swedish military threw against it. It looked like it was made out of paper machie, coat hangers and a shoe box.

It was the absolute worst looking special effect I've ever seen. It was awesome in it's badness.

uruk hai19 Oct 2009 9:02 p.m. PST

Killer Tomatoes

Zeelow19 Oct 2009 9:03 p.m. PST

Creature from the Black Lagoon.

kmfrye19 Oct 2009 9:09 p.m. PST

The silicates from "Island of Terror".

BlackWidowPilot Fezian19 Oct 2009 9:11 p.m. PST

Pictors, the critter was "Reptilicus," and IIRC he was fighting the Danish Army, not the Swedes:


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reptilicus


Yummy, that one… evil grin


For me, it remains a tie between The Creeping Terror and Ro-Man from Robot Monster. Both are IMHO the ultimate in ultra-low D-minus budget costume design!evil grin

Then again, are we limited to films in the *English* language? If not, there's some really desperately cheesy Japanese sci-fi critters I could name… evil grin


Leland R. Erickson
Metal Express
metal-express.net

wolvermonkey19 Oct 2009 9:49 p.m. PST

Sigmund the Sea Monster. Poor guy always got bullied by those other 2 sea monsters.

The Shadow19 Oct 2009 9:49 p.m. PST

Irisherb and Zeelow

The Creature From The Black Lagoon wasn't a bad movie monster. In fact, he was one of the best ever.

How about The Blob. One of the dumbest monsters, but still a fun flick. or *any* of the creatures in "Plan 9".

Uesugi Kenshin Supporting Member of TMP19 Oct 2009 10:49 p.m. PST

5th Element Mangalores!

Volstagg Vanir19 Oct 2009 11:15 p.m. PST

The She Creature (1956)
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Stupidest set-up, _ever_;
Scariest darn Rubber suit I ever saw
(well: until the original Giger 'Alien')

Honorable mention to the Martian Grasshoppers from
Quatermass and the Pit (Five Million Years to Earth)(The Mind Benders)
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(The Giant Ants from "Them!" are of course exempt from nomination,
as they are _great_ Movie Monsters,
albeit dated by the standards of the Digital era)
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Japanese style (well…Chinese, actually):
I'll always have a special place in my heart for
Princess Dragon Mom ( ne' Elzebub) from InfraMan "Fame"
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But: InFraMan is technically KaiJu….

khurasanminiatures19 Oct 2009 11:19 p.m. PST

Leland, badness knows no borders.

Shadow, I think the blob (and the remake) are actually rather good movies. Horses for courses.

The Shadow19 Oct 2009 11:46 p.m. PST

>>Shadow, I think the blob (and the remake) are actually rather good movies. Horses for courses.<<

The movie (1958) was good…the monster was absurd. A big red blob of jello from outer space that eats everything in it's path? You can't take that seriously. But the flick was fun anyway.

Personal logo Wolfshanza Supporting Member of TMP19 Oct 2009 11:47 p.m. PST

ooooh, Them ! " make me a sergeant and gimme the booze ! " Liked the beach ball from Dark Star, too :)

Mlatch22120 Oct 2009 1:46 a.m. PST

Man, it's been years since I've seen Inframan. For some reason, all the kids in my neighborhood thought it was just the coolest thing ever when it came out in the states. I always remembered Princess Dragon Mom as Queen Dragon Mom but like I said, I haven't seen it in years.

Too bad Kaiju is out because I loved those movies when I was a kid. The Smog Monster (as in Godzilla vs.) remains my all time favorite worst monster. I tried to think of a "normal sized" monster but sorry, kaiju is what I grew up with.

skinkmasterreturns20 Oct 2009 3:12 a.m. PST

Triffids.

mrwigglesworth20 Oct 2009 3:41 a.m. PST

The fiend without a face!
Those little tentacle bastards!
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kreoseus220 Oct 2009 3:45 a.m. PST

Rawhead Rex, so bad its good.

Hrothgar Returns20 Oct 2009 4:10 a.m. PST

the giant crabs from 'Attack of the Crab Monsters'. I should say talking giant crabs

Major Mike20 Oct 2009 4:15 a.m. PST

C.H.U.D.

CooperSteveOnTheLaptop20 Oct 2009 4:40 a.m. PST

The gigantic flesh-eating rabbits in NIGHT OF THE LEPUS (Completely po-faced film, unbelievably!)

The 'pet' in WIZARDS OF THE LOST KINGDOM who looks like a tall bloke in a fur fabric suit who just shambles round after the boy-hero all the way through the film & is about as much use as an 8' hamster

The G Dog Fezian20 Oct 2009 5:02 a.m. PST

Giant bug like things from the Salton Sea.

What was the title of that film? The turning point was when the young girl turned the heat of the water up allowing the monsters to hatch. Typical bad B-movie goodnes.

MiniatureReview20 Oct 2009 5:08 a.m. PST

No not large monster spiders.

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The Host (2007), a terrific scifi-horror-comedy about a giant thing (carp? whale? eel?)
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The first nuclear monster and big insect film, 1954's Them!
Aaaah Attack of the ants

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Gathrawn5020 Oct 2009 5:18 a.m. PST

I'm putting my vote in for "Death Bed"
imdb.com/title/tt0385639

It's a demonically possesed bed that eats people.

Mongo
Mongoswafflehouse.blogspot.com

ACWBill20 Oct 2009 5:24 a.m. PST

Gamera! A Giant, Flying Turtle with Flames shooting out of the shells holes propelling him in a saucer-like spin. The worst monster ever!

Gathrawn5020 Oct 2009 5:57 a.m. PST

And don't forget that Gamera is a friend to children…..which exponentially increased the "lame".
Mongo

Dropzonetoe Fezian20 Oct 2009 6:03 a.m. PST

The "turd babies" from space hunter

CmdrKiley20 Oct 2009 6:18 a.m. PST

I am so surprised that no one has made hordes of the Green Slime critters.

rddfxx20 Oct 2009 6:27 a.m. PST

A blast from the past, Vincent Price's "The Tingler" (remake alert for 2009)

Old Slow Trot20 Oct 2009 6:39 a.m. PST

The worms from "Squirm"(MST3K version).

camelspider20 Oct 2009 6:46 a.m. PST

And don't forget that Gamera is a friend to children…..

… and a kaiju, a kind of monster that's not part of this thread ….

Dragon Gunner20 Oct 2009 6:46 a.m. PST

Gremlin on the wing of aircraft in Twighlight Zone with William Shatner.

bobblanchett20 Oct 2009 6:53 a.m. PST

GORT!

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im tempted to buy and paint these as desk totems, arent they great?

Mulligan20 Oct 2009 6:58 a.m. PST

What's wrong with you people! Them! and The Creature from the Black Lagoon are among the best monster movies ever made. Period. They are on a completely different playing field from some of the true schlock monsters (aka, Robot Monster and Green Slime) mentioned. You truly are a Lost (in Space) Generation! If I had to vote for truly hysterically lame monsters, normal size, I would have to vote for Robot Monster or the creatures from the Horror of Party Beach. If you allow giant non-kaiju monsters, I would probably vote for the awesome and terrifying Gargan space lobster from Teenagers from Space, although the space turkey from the Giant Claw and the Giant Gila Monster would tie for a close second place.

Mulligan

G Dog: The Salton Sea killer mollusk monsters were from a movie called The Monster that Challenged the World.

Landorl20 Oct 2009 7:13 a.m. PST

Almost any movie that is on the Sci Fi channel on Saturday night!

How about the "Toxic Avenger" (I don't know if he counts as a monster since he was the good guy)

richarDISNEY20 Oct 2009 7:24 a.m. PST

The Thing from Outer Space ( The Thing)…
beer

Personal logo Saber6 Supporting Member of TMP Fezian20 Oct 2009 7:27 a.m. PST

OK now you strarted it! Lost in Space! Pick an episode!

DONE!

(Carrot man?)

camelspider20 Oct 2009 7:43 a.m. PST

or the creatures from the Horror of Party Beach.

"Does anyone love hot dogs as much as I do?" grin

The Shadow20 Oct 2009 7:52 a.m. PST

>>GORT!<<

>>The Thing from Outer Space ( The Thing)…<<

These guys don't understand the topic of this thread, do they Mully. LOL

The idea here is to submit a movie monster that is BAD!, y'know, like in schlocky, silly, or very poorly done, but that you still enjoy watching.

camelspider20 Oct 2009 8:01 a.m. PST

The Monster of Piedras Blancas -- a bad monster that I love.

Here he is, quitting while he is ahead:
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General Montcalm20 Oct 2009 8:07 a.m. PST

Has to be the vamps and zombies from Life Force. And Mathilda May as the naked Brunette monster too.

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