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Cacique Caribe05 Oct 2009 4:30 p.m. PST

A lot has been said about the hybrids Stalin allegedly planned to make:

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I know I posted this as a fictional scenario. However, IF it could be done now, and someone did combine the two and raised the resulting creature(s) . . .

Would it be anything like this?
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Or this?
Chuman

Or even this?
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If someone were to make miniatures of a hybrid, do you think it should be more ape-like or more human-like?

What features would you say the miniatures should have, to make them look like convincing hybrids?

If done for military purposes, do you think that the ape DNA would be Chimpanzee (the most regularly violent of the great apes*)? Or do you think they would go with something more docile, so as to have better control of it?

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Personal logo Legion 4 Supporting Member of TMP05 Oct 2009 4:38 p.m. PST

Go to any "heavy duty" gym in the USA … you'll find a lot of Ape/Human hybrids … evil grin

GarnhamGhast05 Oct 2009 4:39 p.m. PST

The first picture is kinda cute, an I think most likely. The second picture looks like a chimp / grey hybrid. The third is just a poor hairless chimp.
I like the psychically controlled Russian chimp miniatures from weird war two :)

Cacique Caribe05 Oct 2009 4:40 p.m. PST

One more:

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CC

Sysiphus05 Oct 2009 4:41 p.m. PST

How about this
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Homo habilis

CorroPredo05 Oct 2009 4:42 p.m. PST

I think I work with a couple….

PzGeneral05 Oct 2009 4:43 p.m. PST

Maybe this?

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clibinarium05 Oct 2009 4:46 p.m. PST

Hmmm, the "Chuman" artist seems to think that crossing the species will lead to the hybrid having eyes 5 to 6 times as large as either.
I'd imagine something like one of the extinct human ancestors would be the likeliest look as Ogednlulimus suggests.

Cacique Caribe05 Oct 2009 4:50 p.m. PST

So, would you say that Chimpanzee would be the most logical Ape DNA used?

CC

miscmini Fezian05 Oct 2009 5:29 p.m. PST
CmdrKiley05 Oct 2009 5:52 p.m. PST

Well there's the AE-WWII Soviet Chumans. I believe the guys at Darkson Designs were inspired by the History Channel series on Monsters a few years back which covered Stalin's experiments.

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In the AE-WWII history, the hybrid testing was unsuccessful until the after the discovery of the Psi phenomenon sweeping the Soviet citizens (as a result of the explosion at Tunguska). Using humans altered from the Tunguska blast (or their decendents) they were able to successfully cross-breed humans and chimpanzees.

Originally used as a low-skilled workforce, these hybrids were then pressed into military service as shock troops.

In game terms these units move fast and ignore rough terrain. They're close combat specalists and have a demoralizing effect on enemy troops.

Despite being used in small quantities and unarmed, there is a story in the back of the core rulebook that describes an SS unit getting overrun by a large number of these and several were described as waving PPSh SMGs around.

GarnhamGhast05 Oct 2009 5:57 p.m. PST

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here's another –
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That's a Dr Who Ogron. Deleted by Moderator

Ambush Alley Games05 Oct 2009 6:07 p.m. PST

According to my friends and family, it would probably look quite a bit like me. Only slightly more distinguished and with a more polished, intellectual air.

anleiher05 Oct 2009 6:20 p.m. PST

I'm taking book on how long before this goes Blue Fez..

GoodBye05 Oct 2009 7:13 p.m. PST

Damn dirty Apes!

Volstagg Vanir05 Oct 2009 8:54 p.m. PST
Cacique Caribe05 Oct 2009 9:12 p.m. PST

This is creepy stuff:

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I think we have lots of material there for a modern evil scientist gaming scenario, don't you think?

An Ape Island Of Dr. Moreau, perhaps?

CC

Personal logo Jlundberg Supporting Member of TMP05 Oct 2009 9:35 p.m. PST

I like the Darkson minis, though want more and would need to give them some PPsh smgs. Anyone make a WWII Russian weapons packs?

Whatisitgood4atwork06 Oct 2009 2:18 a.m. PST

Have you ever seen a game of Rugby Union?

kreoseus206 Oct 2009 2:26 a.m. PST

Wayne rooney

Unrepentant Werewolf06 Oct 2009 4:05 a.m. PST

Any Millwall supporter…

Klebert L Hall06 Oct 2009 5:23 a.m. PST

Sort of like a human, sort of like some other ape…
-Kle.

MajerBlundor06 Oct 2009 5:38 a.m. PST

"What Would An APE/HUMAN Hybrid Look Like?"

Egads! That's what those things were in high school!

I thought they were so called "jocks".

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Ditto Tango 2 106 Oct 2009 6:45 a.m. PST

I would have to say like my former brother-in-law. grin A really great and dependable through thick and thin guy who was an artillery crewman on an M109 before he transferred and became a carpenter (and helped me properly align the shingles on my house when I re-roofed it), but man, he reminded me of an ape – solid and built like one. He would have been very, very scary to encounter in close combat.
--
Tim

The Black Tower06 Oct 2009 11:21 a.m. PST

Depends what they were being ber for?
Hosehold servants = cute none threatening
police or fire department work powerful
Political representatives hell just leave them as they are!!!

Sargonarhes06 Oct 2009 11:23 a.m. PST

I'd say something about this, but don't want to end up in the dawg house.

Plynkes06 Oct 2009 2:23 p.m. PST

Humans are apes. Question too vague.

Cacique Caribe06 Oct 2009 2:59 p.m. PST

Ok, Plynkes.

Just for you . . . "What Would A NON-HUMAN PRIMATE/HUMAN Hybrid Look Like?"

Better now? :)

So, what do you think it would look like? Any suggestions or ideas we could use or toss around?

CC

Mock2607 Oct 2009 3:52 a.m. PST

It might look something this: link

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Mock2607 Oct 2009 4:02 a.m. PST

Hmmm, the "Chuman" artist seems to think that crossing the species will lead to the hybrid having eyes 5 to 6 times as large as either.

The chuman image looks like it should be called a greypanzee and not a chuman.

Pyrate Captain07 Oct 2009 4:30 p.m. PST

I suspect like someone from from Wisconsin.

Cacique Caribe09 Oct 2009 2:24 p.m. PST

Check this out:

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CC

Pyrate Captain09 Oct 2009 4:33 p.m. PST

They're accepting anyone up to 42 years of age.

Cacique Caribe09 Oct 2009 4:39 p.m. PST

Oh man. Is that what you did?

I missed it by a couple of years.

CC

James Forrest17 Oct 2009 8:49 p.m. PST

my sister in law.

Cacique Caribe13 Nov 2009 1:24 p.m. PST

Hey guys!

I went ahead and created a FLICKR album to capture as many images as possible for anyone out there interested in sculpting SF Apes in 15mm, 28mm or any other size:

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Dan
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Jakar Nilson13 Nov 2009 7:17 p.m. PST

For 15mm, the Brazilian game Iron Warriors (formerly Nazi Mekas) has Soviet Jungle Comrades.

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PDF link

Cacique Caribe06 May 2010 3:05 p.m. PST

I guess this is how the first hybrids must have originated:

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YouTube link

Death by Snoo Snoo (or is it Snu Snu?)!!!

Dan

Cacique Caribe23 Mar 2011 10:53 p.m. PST

Man, this is really weird. And I can see why they never showed it on film:

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Dan

Shelfunit24 Mar 2011 9:39 a.m. PST

zone-sf.com/chimeratv.html

From a 1991 mini-series based on the book of the same name by Stephen Gallagher

Maddaz11125 Mar 2011 7:56 a.m. PST

our range of Stalin hybrid Ape men, will be available from the Beasts of Bolsover, very shortly

Pictures up on the website now!

£8.00 GBP for 6 figures… plus postage and packing.

Cacique Caribe27 Aug 2011 8:19 p.m. PST

Check out the series "Dark Matters: Twisted But True" on The Science Channel.

The first episode will air this Wednesday and will focus on Stalin's Ape Hybrid Project:

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Dan

abdul666lw28 Aug 2011 2:41 a.m. PST

My mother-in-law.

Space Aardvark28 Aug 2011 5:03 a.m. PST

Deleted by Moderator (had to be said)

Alex Reed28 Aug 2011 6:38 a.m. PST

A lot would depend upon the dominance of different genes that control epigenetic traits.

We will have no real way to know for sure until we actually make one. And that will probably be a long time coming.

Although the "George Bush" comment may come closest to the mark. It would probably have an intellect that was closer to Rick Perry though (have you seen his grades at TAMU? He got something like a 1.9GPA).

Given up for good28 Aug 2011 9:27 a.m. PST

How about the Splintered Light Yetis?

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Andrew
Mini site: 2mmwars.blogspot.com

Space Aardvark28 Aug 2011 2:27 p.m. PST

As soon as I saw Deleted by Moderator I thought he was some sort of human/chimp hybrid, and he didn't prove me wrong!

evilmike29 Aug 2011 2:01 a.m. PST

The answer, of course, to what a human/ape hybrid would look like, is this.

Behold, and tremble.

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palaeoemrus03 Jan 2012 5:47 a.m. PST

My guess is that an ape/human hybrid would look like Ron Pearlman or Tom Waits. Only hairier.

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