| Warrenss2 | 24 Sep 2009 3:17 p.m. PST |
This is Bertha, the newest singing sensation at the Skank Pitt, a post apocalyptic bar, home of the cheapest snake squeezins in the wastelands. WARNING!!! – I will NOT be held responsible, in any way, shape, or form, for the hours of therapy you will have to under go after seeing this miniature!!! END WARNING It's NOT over until…
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The fat lady sings! |
Frederick  | 24 Sep 2009 3:34 p.m. PST |
Well – at least I waited until AFTER supper to look at it |
| 28mmMan | 24 Sep 2009 3:37 p.m. PST |
Dude…that boil…too hhuuuuuukkkkk..huuuukkkk..hukkk…huuuuuukkkkk…hold my hair…hhuuuuukkkk hukkk 'spit' huuuukkkk…that boil was too much…is that a sandwich tucked under one of the many left back folds?…just gross…nasty |
| the Gorb | 24 Sep 2009 3:38 p.m. PST |
*Urkk* Where'd that mini come from? Regards, the Gorb |
| Top Gun Ace | 24 Sep 2009 3:40 p.m. PST |
Ha, I'm not falling for that. Too many nice things to look at to worry about permanently scarring my eyes….. |
| Warrenss2 | 24 Sep 2009 3:44 p.m. PST |
Top Gun Ace… you chicken $h!t. 
It is an ACTUAL miniature I made and a painted up. |
| Cacique Caribe | 24 Sep 2009 3:44 p.m. PST |
I thought that was this character in Austin Powers: picture You know, that "Scottish" guy. CC |
| Warrenss2 | 24 Sep 2009 3:48 p.m. PST |
Where'd that mini come from? – Horrorclix's Hungry Bertha.
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Removed as much of the stool as I could, added a greenstuff butt, primed, painted, and posted. I could not totally remove the stool she's sitting on… it's still buried in there somewhere – <shudder> The blemish on her backside, and singing voice, endears her to the patronage of the Skank Pitt. That and her sporty purple string bikini woes the crowd. |
| jpattern2 | 24 Sep 2009 3:49 p.m. PST |
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| Covert Walrus | 24 Sep 2009 4:19 p.m. PST |
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| Warrenss2 | 24 Sep 2009 4:23 p.m. PST |
Is she single? Er… I heard… just "heard"… that she's in a relationship with her own brother… erk… gulp… picture |
| Covert Walrus | 24 Sep 2009 4:29 p.m. PST |
Same old tale . . . the suitable ones are always unavailable. |
| 28mmMan | 24 Sep 2009 4:35 p.m. PST |
"That and her sporty purple string bikini woes the crowd." Funny thing is, the "bikini" is actually an oversized beach towel…puts it into perspective right? euww |
| Double W | 24 Sep 2009 4:36 p.m. PST |
Who gave you permission to sculpt my ex-girlfriend?! |
| Russian Bear | 24 Sep 2009 4:59 p.m. PST |
She would make a great zombie. |
| Warrenss2 | 24 Sep 2009 5:06 p.m. PST |
Who gave you permission to sculpt my ex-girlfriend?! – EX-girlfriend… mine now. She would make a great zombie. – I've got more than one miniature of her in her original form, in case I messed up on the transformation, I'm thinking of making a zombie version. |
 Saber6  | 24 Sep 2009 5:16 p.m. PST |
The stool is probably not the only thing buried in there |
| Warrenss2 | 24 Sep 2009 5:48 p.m. PST |
The stool is probably not the only thing buried in there – And I thought I had problems. There is therapy hope for you, Saber6. |
| Warrenss2 | 24 Sep 2009 5:53 p.m. PST |
Here are some inspiring & funny Blob alterations that might be fun to do someday. link picture |
 BrigadeGames  | 24 Sep 2009 6:28 p.m. PST |
My eyes are mellllllllttttiiiiiinnnggggggg!!!!!!!! |
| Shriver | 24 Sep 2009 7:03 p.m. PST |
that is disturbing on so many levels. reminds me of my third wife. |
| Cilidar | 24 Sep 2009 8:08 p.m. PST |
… At least it was cross-posted to the horror section…
*shuddders* |
| Mardaddy | 24 Sep 2009 9:14 p.m. PST |
I am happy to post that this reminds me of NONE of the women I have dated or had ANYTHING to do with ever. Feel sorry for you guys who are having flashbacks to "significant others" after seeing… well… *that* |
| Warrenss2 | 24 Sep 2009 9:25 p.m. PST |
I'm glad everyone likes and is enjoying her picture. She's really enjoying all the attention. |
| Tom Bryant | 24 Sep 2009 10:19 p.m. PST |
Oh look it's Jabba's sister how nice! |
| Warrenss2 | 24 Sep 2009 10:23 p.m. PST |
Let's see… Kyoteblue's ex-sister-in-law. Double W's ex-girlfriend. Shriver's third wife. And Covert Walrus is asking if she's single. She seems to be getting around to just about everybody. I wonder if Col. Marbles would be interested in a state of matrimony?
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| thosmoss | 25 Sep 2009 8:28 a.m. PST |
> Is she single? Not only that, but if she's a clix you might pay extra to get one who is experienced. |
| Warrenss2 | 25 Sep 2009 1:35 p.m. PST |
might pay extra to get one who is experienced The owner of The Skank Pitt, a short guy named "Logan", has assured me that she is well experienced… and that he will accept barter method payments and cut you a good deal. |
| capncarp | 25 Sep 2009 3:43 p.m. PST |
Oh. My. Gahhhhhhhh…….
(reaches for the mind-bleach and steel brush to remove the bad thing from braincells). |
| Covert Walrus | 26 Sep 2009 4:23 p.m. PST |
Her brother? Hmmm . . . thne there's still a chance for me. Nice! |
| Silicon God | 04 Oct 2009 9:54 p.m. PST |
It might be fun to turn Blob into Earthquake from Samurai Shodown one of these days. There are only so many "fat guy" minis out there. |
