"Need quotes from evil women..." Topic

…or just evil quotes from any woman.

Here's the thing. My new D&D campaign is off to a good start, and one of the plot devices I am using is a twist on the "rescue the beautiful princess" routine. Zelkeesha Orn-Azunavar, First Princess of Zethistan is certainly beautiful, but also unutterably evil in a power mad fashion. She will try to rope the PCs into serving her, but will end up being the Dark Lord (Lady) of the campaign.

Anyway, I have been trying to come up with some quotes from famous evil women, but all I can think of is "Let them eat cake." Google is not helping.

Regards

Do ex-wives count?

In the movie Elizabeth…She says, "let it all be done…." in a chilling way.

Queen Mary burned heretics, Catherine the Great had a stable of young men to service her.

"I'll get you and your little dog too!"

Off with their heads!

You always were a mama's boy.

You call that axe big, hahahahaha!

Lick my boot!

"what? It's okay when I do it.". After doing something morally wrong. My ex used it on me.

"You turn if you want to. The lady's not for turning!"

Fail?
But screw your courage to the sticking place,
And we'll not fail.

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Glamis thou art, and Cawdor, and shalt be
What thou art promis'd. Yet do I fear thy nature,
It is too full o' th' milk of human kindness
To catch the nearest way.

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…and here's a really great one:

The raven himself is hoarse
That croaks the fatal entrance of Duncan
Under my battlements. Come, you spirits
That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here,
And fill me from the crown to the toe topful
Of direst cruelty!

-Lady MacBeth
one of my all-time favorite hee-eeevil women….as ELO would call her …
Kathleen Turner's character in Body Heat would be a close 2nd…

Your not having any more figures…

Damn, Wulfric beat me to it; that was also the first one that sprang to my mind….

I don't feel like cooking

I cooked last night

Can you just…………………( opens up a whole sub menu of menial tasks)

I will crush your soul like a bug under my six inch stilletto heel

Bend to my will or feel the taste of my lash.

From one of Alex's true bar stories:

"NO, it DOESN'T happen to every man, and YES, it DOES matter!!!"

I'll write the whole thing up one of these days…

I was right…

Lying in bed on a Sunday morning, my ex-Wife rolls over and nuzzles into me nose to nose, looks me straight in the eye for 30 seconds or so and then says, "You're ugly, you smell and you have no friends.". Evil personified.

Fujiking,why were you waking up next to your ex-wife? seems like you would get that sort of response.

Last time I woke up next to my ex-wife she got a restraining order, and a gadget that detects foreign chemicals in Champagne.

Pat

"Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"

Serleena from MIBII "Silly little planet. Anyone could take over the place with the right set of mammary glands,"

"Oh, yummy. Somebody I need to eat."

Kill Bill 1 The Bride "It's mercy, compassion and forgiveness I lack. Not rationality".

"I have vermin to kill".

"It all depends. When do you want to die. Tomorrow? The day after tomorrow?"

"I've kept you alive for two reasons. And the first reason is information".

"Go home to your mother".

"That's right. I killed your master. And now I'm gonna kill you too, with your own sword, no less, which in the very immediate future, will become… my sword."

"From here you can get an excellent view of my foot. "

"Are you aware I kill at will?"

Perhaps I should have used the term 'my then Wife'.

"No wire hangers!"

Okay, some of these I recognize. Lady MacBeth, Wicked Witch of the West, Wicked Queen from Snow White.

But, come on guys, let's have some names with the rest of those quotes, and no more ex-wives please. I've got three of my own.

Also, how about something from Queen Tamora? She said some pretty wicked IIRC.

BTW, some of these are really good.

In the movie Elizabeth…She says, "let it all be done…." in a chilling way.

In the scene where they resolve to wipe out her enemies right? What a great line and scene.

Also, a funny line and retort…

Quote "You found me beautiful once… "
Reply "Honey, you got reeeal ugly!"

Thaken, all the quotes after the Kill Bill one by The Bride are from various women in Kill Bill and Kill Bill2. Didn't seem worth naming them as the names were all code names. But the Kill Bill movies are a great source for "tough chick" quotes.

I can't remember exact quotes from the movies, but for a classic female villain watch the 3 & 4 Musketeers with Faye Dunaway as Lady deWinter.

This was the first evil woman I thought of (after the Wulfric one, obviously)

SERVALAN: I'm not sure exactly how far the range on this is. It's long, but you might outrun the signal. Now, I'm prepared to give you a small start.

BLAKE: Why?

SERVALAN: Research?

LEITZ: After all, how many people have you killed to conceal your secret?

SERVALAN: You mean now? [she stabs him] Twenty-six. So far.

Lady de Winter – "I need a bath. I reek of England and Calvinism."

Catherine the Great had a stable of young men to service her

This is an urban legend. At the time, it was a slander spread by Catherine's detractors. Same as the horse story.

"From here you can get an excellent view of my foot. "

"Are you aware I kill at will?"

Both of those were said by Pei Mei (a male character).

Why women, anyway? Unless the saying has a gender context, any quote full 'o evil should do just fine.

The Maltese Falcon
"I haven't lived a good life. I've been bad, worse than you could know."
"What else is there I can buy you with?"

Brigid O'Shaughnessy: Help me.
Sam Spade: You won't need much of anybody's help. You're good. Chiefly your eyes, I think, and that throb you get in your voice when you say things like 'Be generous, Mr. Spade.'
Brigid O'Shaughnessy: I deserve that. But the lie was in the way I said it, not at all in what I said. It's my own fault if you can't believe me now.
Sam Spade: Ah, now you are dangerous.

From Excalibur
Morgana: [disguised as Guinevere] I have conceived a son; my king
Morgana: [revealing herself as Morgana] my brother!

From I Claudius
Livia: That child should have been exposed at birth.

Tiberius: Has it ever occurred to you, mother, that it's you they hate and not me?
Livia: There is nothing in this world that occurs to you that does not occur to me first. That is the affliction I live with

Livia: I know; I make it my business to know.

Livia: These games are being degraded by the increasing use of professional tricks to stay alive! And I won't have it! So put on a good show and there'll be plenty of money for the living and a decent burial for the dead. And if not…? I'll break this guild up. And I'll send the lot of you to the mines in Numidia.

Livia: I want to be a goddess, Claudius

Julia: Take my advice, climb on the funeral pyre with him.

From the Killers
Kitty Collins: Maybe because I hate him. I'm poison, Swede, to myself and everybody around me! I'd be afraid to go with anyone I love for the harm I do to them! I don't care harming him!

"I, Hillary Rodham, take you, William Jefferson…."

Look up the White Witch from The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe and Queen Jadis from The Magician's Nephew, and also the evil sorceress/queen from The Silver Chair.

Cersei from George R.R. Martin's Song of Ice and Fire series comes to mind.

And then… there's her: YouTube link

"Tell me the truth…does this dress make me look fat?"

I'll do any thing you want…
Out out dam* spot.
…I'm just not in love with you.

"By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes."

-Second Witch, MacBeth

Sounds like something that could be said ABOUT your evil princess…

Pick some lines from Machiavelli. Also, the Lady from the Black Company novels has some great lines.

Wulfric- I was going to do a load of those, but thought it was too 'Blue Fez'- ESPECIALLY the Francis of Assisi one.

"You aren't too smart, are you? I like that in a man."

" off and die!"

Parting words from my ex-wife

Mae West:

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.

There are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.

Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.

"I do."

How do I get this guy out of my life…

No one understands him like I do…

The only reason I don't hang up the phone is because I have good manners…

Lourie

"You turn if you want to, the lady's not for turning"

Death, you want the cowards way out? well i shall give you more than death, for in death you are safe from me, but no you will never be safe from me