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Tim in Saskatoon23 Mar 2009 11:13 a.m. PST

Due to an unfortunate combination of bad spelling, atrocious grammer, poorly chosen words and even worse translation the Dwarf King Krizden thought King Darrin of Dondunald had referred to his daughter Princess Maeve as being "fat". Truly there was never a skinnier Dwarf that ever lived. King Krizden immediately demanded an apology. King Darrin not sure what he was supposed to apologize about refused and the Dwarves marched down from the hills to defend the honour of their young princess!

The Dwarves brought with them the wildmen of the north and, as luck would have it, King Darrin's Brother-in-law Duke Huntingdon just happen to be in town… with his entire mounted field army…?!

The Battle took place around Woozle Wood.

As ever many pictures and some account of the action can be found on my blog:

link

Personal logo timurilank Supporting Member of TMP23 Mar 2009 12:50 p.m. PST

I believe, in the lingua franca of the Black Orcs, the term ïs "Phat". Served Pretty Hot and Tasty.

As I had not played HOTT in long while, I took a look at your blog. Great photos and fable.

Despite my current interest in the 18th century, I have unleashed my fantasy with the Archipelago Ameri-go. View the previous postings.

Cheers,
Robert
18thcenturysojourn.blogspot.com

advocate23 Mar 2009 1:15 p.m. PST

The whole 'insult' thing was a mere excuse. In fact the reason was that the dwarves refused to believe that a real king might be called 'Darrin'.

Tim in Saskatoon23 Mar 2009 2:23 p.m. PST

Could be… never can tell with Dwarves…?

Alxbates23 Mar 2009 4:02 p.m. PST

That looks like a lot of fun! Thanks for posting the link and the battle report.

StarfuryXL523 Mar 2009 5:42 p.m. PST

Due to an unfortunate combination of bad spelling, atrocious grammer, poorly chosen words and even worse translation the Dwarf King Krizden thought King Darrin of Dondunald had referred to his daughter Princess Maeve as being "fat".

Was King Darrin posting on TMP?

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