"Introducing WARDICE - the 100% dice range" Topic

i just brought these WARDICE and had to tell you how great they are. i cant believe that i have been abel to play games without them until now. i brought my WARDICE and they are the most amazing 100% dice i have ever had. i played WAB with my friends and you have no idea how easy it was to roll 4+ to hit and 4+ to kill. these dice have alomst 50% more number than usual dice so winning is so much more than easy than it was before these WARDICE. you will wonder why no-one has thought of this before.

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You haven't had me touch your dice… they will be ed afterwards…

Never knew WAB was played with D10s………

Huh?

Never knew WAB was played with D10s

But as OSP says, it becomes so much easier to roll 4+ when you do so.

That said, these 100% dice just don't cut it for me – I won't my D10 to be at least 110% dice, so that I have a realistic chance of rolling 11 on a single roll.

Griefbringer

Is this thread taking the out of the earlier Warglue thread?

Is this thread taking the Bleeped text out of the earlier Warglue thread?

No. For that you will need to wait until the Sock Puppet Wargaming Accessories (SPWA for short) will release their new War Ruler range of measurement devices – the first and only 1000% rulers that are fully designed for wargamers.

Using such quality rulers, you can be assured that your units will be able to move to their full potential on the tabletop, and your artillery is almost always guaranteed to be within range of the enemy!

With the brand new War Ruler range of measurement devices, you can be sure that your one inch will be longer than that of anyone else!

Griefbringer

I thought the release of War Ruler had been put back until they could bring WarPencil(TM) into full production? We've seen test shots, but as far as I know nobody has received a review copy of the first 250% pencil yet. Completely note down unit stats. Totally record damage and caualties with absolute precision. Just ask a member of staff in a cheery WarPencil(TM) T-shirt for further details.

I hear that a complimentary line of WarChips and WarSodas are in the offing. What wargamer doesn' like to snack while gamig, and each Warchip contains 100% of the recommended daily allowance of saturated fat, sodium, and MSG-the Warsoda has 100% of the carbs you need to to go from ripped to Reubenesque in only a few sessions!! Forget Doritos and Pepsi, if you want to live life to the fullest like the wargamers you see on TV, Warchips and Warsodas are the only way to go!

and do not forget the 6 complimentary steak knifes that will be thrown in with each order over £100!

"..steak knifes that will be thrown in.."
I believe this to be very irresponsible and dangerous.

What, no WAR DICECUP as an added bonus?

I would have thought Mark Sims knew better than to try this BS here, or am I thinking of another Mark Sims????

What, no WAR DICECUP as an added bonus?

The WARDICE TOWER will be available soon @£66.99 (P&P extra). Roll your 100% WARDICE with complete confidence, safe in the knowledge that the WARDICE TOWER's patented system when used with your 100% WARDICE will always get the score you need

Don't forget the WARERASER in case one makes a mistake….

We are just to release the WARFIGS – don't know how anyone played without these babies. Metal 30mm high 'tokens' to play your games with, 100% Warfigs not like all the other lowly imitators you will see on the net and at only 10 quid you'll quickly learn the joys of skirmish gaming!

Lest you not forget WARRULES – the only 101% guaranteed win rules involving our new Variable Strength As Needed (V-SAN) unit attribute system. Never again will loss break points, small firepower factors or even casualties interfere with your triumph.

Notice for all WARFIGS purchasers: to get 100% out of your 100% figures, you should base them on WARBASES which are the first and only 100% bases out there! Cast from pure lead and available at handy 40, 60 and 80 mm diameter round bases (all at standard thickness of 10mm) these are guaranteed to give a proper 100% heft for your figures!

And of course you should get the only real wargamer paints out there to paint them. WARPAINTS are made of 100% pigment to provide a total coverage of your miniatures. Forget those watery concoctions other manufacturers sell, move to WARPAINTS right now!

Naturally, WARPAINTS are best applied with new SPWA range of WARBRUSHES! Unlike other brushes that are mostly handle, WARBRUSHES are guaranteed to be 100% hair! Available at handy 30mm, 45mm and 75 mm wide versions, they will ensure that you will be able to coat your WARFIGS in a matter of minutes!

And to keep you alert during those late evening games, make sure to have some WARCOFFEE available to guarantee you an advantage over the enemy! WARCOFFEE is the only coffee at market that consists of 100% coffeine, thus guaranteed to keep you alert and awake under any conditions.

Griefbringer

Oooooo, now I have a Warheadache…

Why not taking some WARWODKA then? Almost as close to 100% alchol (by volume) as you can get! The proper drink for all serious wargamers – and can also be used as flamethrower fuel in emergencies.

Griefbringer

Dear Montrous Jake,

For your Warheadache, the WarVodka remedy is highly recommended.

Then take a 100% Warnap (accept no substitutes), and dream of your 100% WarBabe, who comes in various styles, 100% WarGoth Redhead being the latest best seller.

Happy WarDreams.

WarVodka-isn't that what you bring to the……WarParty?

Thanks, I'll be here all week.

WarVodka makes your WarParty into a real 100% WarParty. Accept no substitutes!

Griefbringer

You have WarPed senses of humor – all 101% of you.

Dear Montrous Jake,

For your Warheadache, the WarVodka remedy is highly recommended.

Doesn't do me any good. I'm a WarTeatotaller.

However, I will enjoy a WarCigar. [100% Warcough]

This thread isn't 212% "war-n" out yet?