| Tommiatkins | 01 May 2008 3:20 p.m. PST |
Your mates are all piled up front, Constapatirix your leader is right up there with the front "Rank", youve been watching the fight from behind a mass of hairy heards like a Rammstein Gig attender who came late. What do you do?
Cheer your mates on?
Try and pull people outta the way so you can get stuck in with the Mosh?
Read a book?
Chat with the rest of the rear rank about holidays and girls back at the camp? What would you do….its a long battle, gotta fill the time somehow. |
| adub74 | 01 May 2008 3:30 p.m. PST |
Honestly? Pee in my pants and then poop myself. |
Hundvig  | 01 May 2008 4:45 p.m. PST |
It's a good spot to be in when the Romans break your warband and the rout starts. |
| lugal hdan | 01 May 2008 4:48 p.m. PST |
Fall back a bit and move towards a flank. |
| La Long Carabine | 01 May 2008 4:56 p.m. PST |
Darn kyotoblue, don't drink all the mead before I get there!!! LLC aka Ron |
| Paul Y | 01 May 2008 5:14 p.m. PST |
Spend a little bit of time trying to work out if the cavalry now pouring out from behind that little hill on your left flank are yours or theirs…wait a sec, they all have the same coloured cloaks and plumes!
Then you can spend the rest of the time running like hell ;) |
 John the OFM  | 01 May 2008 5:39 p.m. PST |
Considering the Gaulish concept of rank relief, I am waiting for everybody in front of me to get killed. Shouldn't take long, if that propaganda sheet that that Caesar dude writes is any indication. |
 McKinstry | 01 May 2008 5:40 p.m. PST |
I'm practicing saying "I for one welcome our new Roman masters" while edging further to the rear mumbling something about fetching Constapatrix's good helmet from back in the next town. |
 Virtualscratchbuilder | 01 May 2008 6:04 p.m. PST |
Turn to the guy next to me and say "lets go German. I hear them women across the Rhine are purty purty. Can you swim?" |
| Wyatt the Odd | 01 May 2008 6:30 p.m. PST |
Pee in my pants and then poop myself. And now you know why kilts were invented  Wyatt |
| Fifty4 | 01 May 2008 8:14 p.m. PST |
With my luck, the legionary 57 BC equivalent of Joe Montana chucks a pilum all the way into the back row and safety-pins my shield to my chest! |
| Aloysius the Gaul | 01 May 2008 8:50 p.m. PST |
Like all good rear-rand-warriors I cheer heartily as long as it's looking good….if I actually get to see a Roman then I'll be making like het rear rankers of the Imperial Guard attack columns at Waterloo….. |
| Hastati | 01 May 2008 11:42 p.m. PST |
I'm practicing my Latin and start to wander back to camp to see how things are going there with the women. |
| myrm11 | 01 May 2008 11:54 p.m. PST |
I believe that ululation was the fashion of the day…. |
| Sane Max | 02 May 2008 1:32 a.m. PST |
Rhubarbatrix! Rhubabarbatrix! (How's it looking? can you see what's happening? Are we winning? Whoops Defecatobelinus is looking) RHUBARBATRIX! RHUBABRBATRIX! (No, I never liked Constapatrix either, why am I here? it looks bad doesn't it? ah, here we go) RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! |
| Altius | 02 May 2008 6:27 a.m. PST |
Pin a KICK ME sign on the back of the guy in front of me. |
| LEGION 1950 | 02 May 2008 6:59 a.m. PST |
Learn to like pizza!!!!!!!!!!1 |
| Caesar | 02 May 2008 7:36 a.m. PST |
I'd be questioning my life decisions up until that point. |
| vtsaogames | 02 May 2008 7:51 a.m. PST |
Keep shouting, "give it to 'em, boys!" Keep an eye peeled for a covered way off the field. Should the Romans give way, move forward hollering even louder. |
| religon | 02 May 2008 9:08 a.m. PST |
I'm going to find Asterix, my best chance to resist Roman oppression. |
| mashrewba | 02 May 2008 9:31 a.m. PST |
I'm in the back of a Gallic warband!!111
I'm never touching acid again… |
| Prince Rupert of the Rhine | 02 May 2008 2:34 p.m. PST |
Depends are we the sort of Guals that fight bollock naked because if so I'm standing well back from the rest of my buddies and probably with my back turned to them to. No pushing into a scrum of naked blokes for me. If we're clothed then I reckon I'll be one of those rare (as hens teeth) gualish archers and give the Romans a few arrows. |
| CooperSteveOnTheLaptop | 03 May 2008 1:27 p.m. PST |
To quote BARD byb Morgan Llewellyn (Top novel on celts)# "I'm not sure I can manage an erection to intimidate the enemy" (The bloke who says this doesn't survive) |
| cameronian | 03 May 2008 4:06 p.m. PST |
Shout "Roll a 6! Roll a 6!" |
